Tavern "Iberian Delight" - for all your drinks and meals

[ThePlagueRat]

Originally posted by F-PRO
Oh god, we have them every night. Help me drag him out of here.

Thansch mate... I'll have to become schober by tomorrow.
We should all be preschent at the great family dinner over at the mighty Togash, and fit to discussch pouliticsh with them.

[Ninot]

No drunken wenches for me to club and drag home? Why did I come?

[pikesfan]

If this civilization thing gives you this much of a headache then I should go back to my little valley in the Pyrenées where we only drink mountain water.

[History Guy]

Iberian Delight, eh? Hmmm...nicely situated on Madrid's 1st Street, too. Nice place, ya got here...

I have a business proposition, Mr. F. Pro. I am the owner of the company which is the world's largest supplier of calamari, which is one of Spain's favorite foods (and because of this, my fortune has grown to tremendous proportions). I notice that the Iberian Delight does not get it's own supply of calamari, or squid as some of us call it, and I was wondering what you would say to a little deal, providing you with calamari, and me with...money...or free credit...?

Hernan de History Guy Calamari

[GeneralTacticus]

Hmm, do you have any of that stuff we drink when we commune with the spirits...? I'm not sure what you would call it, the sound the spirits make when they describe it is so long and guttural I can't repeat it here...

[F-PRO]

Originally posted by History Guy
I have a business proposition, Mr. F. Pro. I am the owner of the company which is the world's largest supplier of calamari, which is one of Spain's favorite foods (and because of this, my fortune has grown to tremendous proportions). I notice that the Iberian Delight does not get it's own supply of calamari, or squid as some of us call it, and I was wondering what you would say to a little deal, providing you with calamari, and me with...money...or free credit...?

Hernan de History Guy Calamari

Because of this damn tax policy of our esteemed leader Togas (whoops, I didn't say that) importing drinks has become very expensive. So if you give your calamari as a gift, I will give you as a gift free drinks at my bar. Gifts have low tax you see...

[History Guy]

(clawing long mustache with bony fingers)

Heh heh, Compadre, that is excellent! I believe this to be the start of a beautiful squid/drink relationship.

I'll have some...sherry!

Gastronome Neecap, my barbarian slave, will have a glass of squid milk. What? No squid milk? Why! He lives on the stuff. Ah well. Once we have this deal going, you'll have plenty of squid milk!

[Nuclear Winter]

Business

My good F-PRO, I have a small wine business nearby, and I have some very good roman grape, and if you´d be interested, me might just agree on a fair deal about some high quality wine.
Why don´t you just put something on the table for, let´s say, 15 bowls of wine?
I´ll be waiting for the answer, and as we said in my former land, ´´Bonnu vinnu laetificas cor homnis´´(sorry if it is misspelled),
Adios,
Nuclearis Winterius the first

[F-PRO]

*F-PRO serves Hernan his sherry*

Nice doing business with you, Hernan. May you fare well with selling your squids and making a true squid trading empire!


*Turns his head to Nuclear Winter, and looks at him suspiciously*

Now, we don't like people talking some foreign mumbo-jumbo 'round here. So unless you clarify what that bannoh, vannoh... etcetera actually means, I'm not sure I will be willing to do business with you. For all I know, I could be dealing with a spy!

[Togas]

Originally posted by F-PRO
Because of this damn tax policy of our esteemed leader Togas (whoops, I didn't say that) importing drinks has become very expensive. So if you give your calamari as a gift, I will give you as a gift free drinks at my bar. Gifts have low tax you see...

Attempts to circumvent the collection of taxes by barter make no difference to me. The tax will be paid through gold, belongings, or "voluntary" service to your leader.

Taxes will remain on all non-Iberian goods. This has been done to promote our culture and people who make them.

That's it for now. Please give me a bowl of your finest and a large platter of cooked calamari in breaded meal. If the service and food is good, you can forgo payment of taxes this week.

--Togas

[F-PRO]

I will get you the best we have, Togas! We recently acquired delicious squids. They are on the house. The comment on taxes was a slip off the tongue, I never meant to criticize your magnificent regime .

[GodKing]

one cup of p*ss warm chango pleasssse

[F-PRO]

Originally posted by GodKing
one cup of p*ss warm chango pleasssse

The p*ss warm one, eh? The manly version. Good, coming right up.

[History Guy]

Senor F. Pro, I thank you. I have arranged for these deals to go on as they are for a very, very, very long time. Vive la squid!

Senor Togas, speaking of squids, my annual fried calamari tribute should be arriving at any moment...

[Nuclear Winter]

Senõr!
Jo soy un Ibero de coracion!
Vinnu´is el nombre de la beverage of small round purple fruit when prepared in a right manner. It gets people to get dizzy!
For el mighty Togas sake! When will you senõres treat us foreigners as Iberos?
You are going to waste one of the best deals of the century! Jo soy the only good wine dealer(and maybe the only) of this street. And madri has only this street!!!!

Responda a migna propuesta, sÃ?

Nuclearis winterius the I