Tavern "Iberian Delight" - for all your drinks and meals

[GeneralTacticus]

*AHEM*

The spirits demand an answer to my question.

[F-PRO]

Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
*AHEM*

The spirits demand an answer to my question.

I'm sorry sir, I was to mixed up with business proposals. I'm not sure what particular spirit drink you want? Ghost in the Bottle, El Spirito or some other brand?

[GeneralTacticus]

Hmmm... I believe 'El Spirito' would be the closest approximation. I'll have a pot of it.

[History Guy]

Odd, that. I was just bending over to sit down at this bench when a small decapitated head suddenly arose mournfully out of my sherry and told me, in a sad voice told me that in a couple of moments something very tragic would occur, and that I should duck.

I did as the ghost asked, and all of the sudden, a cow smashed through one of the nearby windows from the roof of the adjacent building (for what reason the animal was on that roof, I cannot say), and whipped over my head by an inch. Mournfully, I noticed that the bowl of sherry had been smashed. The ghost had been right. Tragedy had struck.

The spirits in these spirits do tell us things we need to hear. I think we all need another drink.

[ThePlagueRat]

Hey bartender... man *burp*
I sat on my veranda on top of my friggin casa, man...

Think it was this morning? Gee, not sure.
Uh, just before I was about to have gulp at my pisswarm cerveza, I notice some kinda cool-lookin' green herb-thing stickin' outta my friggin wastepot there. I kinda ate it. Yeah It was good, man. Gee, I'm gonna do it again, man. Should I ?

[GeneralTacticus]

Do you have a seed from it? I would like to examine it and see what the spirits have to say about it.

[Nuclear Winter]

Let´s exchange... you give me 1 pot of p*ss warm chango (whatever it is)
and I give you 1 pot of my dizzing red drink (I´m thinking about calling it Dredri).

Do p*ss warm chango make pot become three and head hurt when wake?

[ThePlagueRat]

Yeah man. I took the friggin seeds out before I ate it.
I used to spit in the pot alot man. And when I threw out my pisswarm chango there, the herby thing blossomed and smelled awesome... uh, banana ?

The spirits man? Oh, gracious.
I talk to them folks every friggin day.
at the funky graveyard, I just love them spirits.

[F-PRO]

Originally posted by Nuclear Winter
Let´s exchange... you give me 1 pot of p*ss warm chango (whatever it is)
and I give you 1 pot of my dizzing red drink (I´m thinking about calling it Dredri).

Do p*ss warm chango make pot become three and head hurt when wake?

Hmm, I think that's a reasonable deal. And yes, p*ss warm chango does make pot three and head hurt, but if you put enough effort into it (i.e. drink enough) it makes head hurt so much you won't notice it anymore and so enjoy the drink better. Keep ordering those p*ss warm changos guys!

[F-PRO]

Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
Do you have a seed from it? I would like to examine it and see what the spirits have to say about it.

I don't believe a word you say; only kids think you can tell the spirits' thoughts by examining seeds. Everyone knows you have to examine the testicles of a bull to communicate with the spirits. Buying some expensive alcoholic beverage will help too - it is rumoured that the Iberian Delight is built on the remains of a villa owned by a spirit. So keep on buying liquor for your own sake!

[ruby_maser]

I'll have another glass of p*ss warm chango (BTW, I got that from the Steve Buscemi-Cheech Marin exchange in Desperado).

Now, with all due respect to Senior Calamari's squid, I am about due to harvest my cactus crop, and they are a true delicacy... even if I do say so myself. I would gladly supply you with a case of said cacti in exchange for one bottomless pitcher of chango. What do you say?

[F-PRO]

Originally posted by ruby_maser
I'll have another glass of p*ss warm chango (BTW, I got that from the Steve Buscemi-Cheech Marin exchange in Desperado).

Now, with all due respect to Senior Calamari's squid, I am about due to harvest my cactus crop, and they are a true delicacy... even if I do say so myself. I would gladly supply you with a case of said cacti in exchange for one bottomless pitcher of chango. What do you say?

I seem to be overwhelmed by businessmen these days. I am sorry, but my stock is full at the moment, since Calamari has been supplying me generously with his squids. However, if people spontaneously rise up from their tables and start shouting (posting a reply) that they want cacti, maybe I will remove some squids in favour of your cacti .

[History Guy]

It doesn't look like the people want their cacti...how very very sad, indeed...guess you'll have to have more squid...fried squid...in red sauce...with tomatoes...and basil...and garlic...

And hey! I'm a new King! So, I'm buying the drinks for everyone, and we all get some of my fried squid! I'll cook! Santiago!

Hernan de History Guy Calamari

(And as for this cow who crashed through the window...does anyone want a steak? Steak and squid go good together! Squid fried in steak essence! Yes, that's it!)

[OliverFA]

Hey tabernero! Do you have a good Rioja wine? Or do we have to conquer Rioja yet?

This place seems very crowded these days. Maybe that's because everybody wants to come to Madrid and see what that "Civilización" invent is about of.

[ruby_maser]

Originally posted by History Guy
It doesn't look like the people want their cacti...how very very sad, indeed...guess you'll have to have more squid...

this is not a competition, I have tried the squid myself and thought they were wonderful. No one is saying, "Get rid of the squid!"

But nothing beats a tavern with 1 food to nibble on like a tavern with 2. Granted cactus is an acquired taste (boiled leather comes to mind, mmm ) but the hallucinogenic properties of a good cactus steak will make you think you are eating something else anyway. Leave the needles in there if you want a real suprise going down. Think about the possibilities... the lawsuits --its beautiful!

el_ruby_maser
clairvoyant, halfwit cactus-farmer/barfly