Tavern "Iberian Delight" - for all your drinks and meals

[mrmitchell]

I'm sorry, Senor Calamari, if I was biased, that drink ThePlaugeRat (?) gave me took a while to wear off...



And everyone gets a round of sparkling mineral water, on me, to go with that free Spam Brand Squid!

[pikesfan]

I like the Fried Squid Pieces, but the thought of them with onions makes me shudder. In my valley in Los Piraneos near Andorra, we have a legend that the first man and the first woman lived in a beautiful valley with all sorts of trees and plants. One day the first woman picked an onion from the onion plant and gave it to the first man to eat, which he did. And soon after that the God came walking by and smelled their breath from afar and was so revolted by the stench that he banished them from the beautiful valley forevermore. And ever after when someone eats onions or slices them they cry for the memory of the beautiful valley.

So onions are against my religion. Will there be Onion-Free Fried Squid Pieces?

[Nuclear Winter]

Of course we can give you onion-free squid slices, señor!
But as they are let in the water for long times, these onions don´t make people cry... at least not that much. And for the smell, if these people knew of the great roman wine, and had drunk a small pot, they would see the smell of the onions be replaced by wonderfull alcoholic smell!

[OliverFA]

Originally posted by pikesfan
One day the first woman picked an onion from the onion plant and gave it to the first man to eat, which he did. And soon after that the God came walking by and smelled their breath from afar and was so revolted by the stench that he banished them from the beautiful valley forevermore. And ever after when someone eats onions or slices them they cry for the memory of the beautiful valley.

Amazing! So it was the way everything started! We should ask our High Priest about it, and if he confirms that point then our explorers have to start looking for this sacred valley!

[GeneralTacticus]

'The God'? What is this? Monotheism? Heresy! All must know that there are no divine beings except for the spirits of our ancestors and of nature.

[pikesfan]

Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
'The God'? What is this? Monotheism? Heresy! All must know that there are no divine beings except for the spirits of our ancestors and of nature.

Oooh, sorry, I’m not used to your dialect yet. I didn’t mean to offend. Can I buy you an El Squid squid, GeneralTacticus?

[GeneralTacticus]

Oooh, sorry, I’m not used to your dialect yet. I didn’t mean to offend. Can I buy you an El Squid squid, GeneralTacticus

Of course. If this was simply a language error and not true heresy, then there is no need for any unpleasantness.

[History Guy]

Alrighty! Well, El Squid Company now has FRIED SQUID PIECES!!

High Priest, here, I offer you the first free platter, in absense of our glorious leader, Togas. Of course, I would give it to you for free anyway, as I am a very religious man.

Senor Pikesfan, here is the Onion-Free Platter. The Onion-Free Platter has got no onions. I assure you, there are no onions on that Onion-Free Platter. The Onion-Free Platter is free of Onions. Free of Onions is the Onion-Free Platter.

Senor Mitchell, that guy slipped you a mickey, eh?

Hernan de History Guy Calamari
Squid Baron

[GeneralTacticus]

Ah, Senor, thank you.

*munch, munch*

Yes, as I have said before, these are indeed excellent work.Do you have any particular requests for the spirits? I am sure they would be most pleased to grant them, considering your generosity.

[History Guy]

Senor High Priest, I only have the humblest of requests. That my business, for the glory of the Spanish people and government, may grow daily, and that I may use the money for the good of the people. Also, I pray that the spirits, their human servant, Francisco Tacticus, and my lord, Togas, may look favorably upon myself, my associates, and my works.

Hernan de History Guy Calamari
As Ever, A Humble Servant of the Heavens

[GeneralTacticus]

I shall deliver that request to the spirits when I retire tonight. I have no doubt that they will look favourably upon it.

[F-PRO]

I've been away for a while and couldn't attend business here. My monkey scribe shows me quite a lot has happened so give me some time to read all things through.

*Floris gives everybody his drinks*

[History Guy]

Senor Mitchell here needs a sherry. He was just dumped into the river and lighted up.

[ThePlagueRat]

I think you need something stronger than sherry.
What about some Ouzo ?

[IRL]
Hey, I once sat in a pub with a soaking wet mate.
He had been threwn out in a downtown pool due to some celebrations activities. When he got really drunk,
he soon forgot that he was all wet. It was fun!

[/IRL]

[F-PRO]

[OOC]Damn, I'm so busy with school. WHy does this have to happen when the game starts You won't be seeing a lot of me for a few days[/OOC]

To celebrate becoming a civilization, everyone will get squid plus drinks on the house!