Hard times
1882: LF comes to power and says that he 's going to break the rule on purpose and stay 4 more years in Democracy.
1883: Zulus sneak attack Ritter (4 Soupy units killed
 )
1884: Zulus take Ritter (we get 3 partisans who manage to kill 2 Zulu units); Silk from Leiden delivered in Toledo = 332g.
1885: English sneak attack and take Beeblebrox (Colossus and Magellan
 
 
 ); the cowards in our Senate sign a cease fire behind our back 
 
 
 .
1886: Electricity discovered, alas Electronics comes before Espionage
 ; Zulus attack Jerrie Lewis (
 ).
WE SWITCH TO DESPOTISM.
1887: Many Soupy cities starving
 ; our partisans start killing English units inside Beeblebrox; Zulus take Jerrie Lewis 
 ; our valiant dragoon kills French cavalry outside Old Chuckles.
1888: Our partisans march into Beeblebrox
 ; Zulus take Third Rock 
 .
1889: Our galleon now offshore Spanish coast.
1890: Beads to Minsk = 152g.
Conclusion (and advice to my successor):
1)The Zulus are much stronger than we are. They come and take. We MUST try to protect our main island. Unfortunately this would require walls + coastal fortresses + barracks and our treasury doesn't allow that much. I would advise building several barracks very quickly and build half a dozen vet cavalry (able to take back our cities since we are unable to protect them).
2) Please don't forget to switch to Monarchy at once (1890). Despotism is a real pain in the ***.
					1882: LF comes to power and says that he 's going to break the rule on purpose and stay 4 more years in Democracy.
1883: Zulus sneak attack Ritter (4 Soupy units killed
 )1884: Zulus take Ritter (we get 3 partisans who manage to kill 2 Zulu units); Silk from Leiden delivered in Toledo = 332g.
1885: English sneak attack and take Beeblebrox (Colossus and Magellan
 
 
 ); the cowards in our Senate sign a cease fire behind our back 
 
 
 .1886: Electricity discovered, alas Electronics comes before Espionage
 ; Zulus attack Jerrie Lewis (
 ).WE SWITCH TO DESPOTISM.
1887: Many Soupy cities starving
 ; our partisans start killing English units inside Beeblebrox; Zulus take Jerrie Lewis 
 ; our valiant dragoon kills French cavalry outside Old Chuckles.1888: Our partisans march into Beeblebrox
 ; Zulus take Third Rock 
 .1889: Our galleon now offshore Spanish coast.
1890: Beads to Minsk = 152g.
Conclusion (and advice to my successor):
1)The Zulus are much stronger than we are. They come and take. We MUST try to protect our main island. Unfortunately this would require walls + coastal fortresses + barracks and our treasury doesn't allow that much. I would advise building several barracks very quickly and build half a dozen vet cavalry (able to take back our cities since we are unable to protect them).
2) Please don't forget to switch to Monarchy at once (1890). Despotism is a real pain in the ***.
 
							
						
 Whadya mean, you're just now figuring that out??
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 The gov switching is killing us. Without Jrabbit's rule letting us maintain some momentum on occasions we'd be dead.
 I wonder if we we could win if those were the only silly rules...?
 
 
 ... what if I hadn't lost Chuckles to the barbs in the BC era (that always hurts)... what if we had stayed spotless and begged for gifts more assiduously...? etc.
 
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