From: Sumerian Foreign Office
To: Rest of the World
Subject: Nuclear Research
There appears to have been some alarm caused by our successful conclusion of a long running project aimed at producing safer and more efficient energy from Uranium. We plead with you all to calm your nerves as the side-effects of using high energy nuclear power, 'Super-Fast Breeder Mobile Reactors', have been greatly exaggerated. Mild doses of radiation are highly unlikely to kill fit adults at distances of 30-40 miles from the epicentre though research does indicate diminished fertility, good news for over-populated areas, an increase in baldness and a few longer term medical conditions. Even within the immediate area of use most people are unlikely to suffer much beyond a state of shock before they cease to care at all about anything.
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To: Rest of the World
Subject: Nuclear Research
There appears to have been some alarm caused by our successful conclusion of a long running project aimed at producing safer and more efficient energy from Uranium. We plead with you all to calm your nerves as the side-effects of using high energy nuclear power, 'Super-Fast Breeder Mobile Reactors', have been greatly exaggerated. Mild doses of radiation are highly unlikely to kill fit adults at distances of 30-40 miles from the epicentre though research does indicate diminished fertility, good news for over-populated areas, an increase in baldness and a few longer term medical conditions. Even within the immediate area of use most people are unlikely to suffer much beyond a state of shock before they cease to care at all about anything.
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