Beyond the Pit [Pitboss Diplomacy Game] [Story Thread]

[Pitboss Rome]

Rus barbarian chariots have razed the undefended city of Mediolaneum!




Roman Legions are ordered to march East.

[Pitboss Russia]

(ooc) barbarians... I object... (ooc)


My Lord Pitr, good news, and grave news.

- Be giveink me good news first.

Our chariots have crushed through the militia garrison of Mediolanum which fled before us. The fort is now in ruins.


Very good, and bad news?

The Roman Legions are amassing and marching east. We have no effective way to counter such a well-disciplined and organized armored force. Our chariots are useless in direct combat, and our other defences are inadequate.


Eh... What? You tell me this now?? Oh my... What was my plan again? Ah! Yes, now I remember. The Romans think us barbarians, we will show them barbarism.

[Pitboss Vikings]

the maps of the deep dark south arive home.

[Pitboss Khmer]

much barbarian in khmer land. lost strong chariot to warrior at 78. killed him later. and kill spear too. big war in east and south. shiva grow strong to fight.

he open border with celt too. and promise brennus to careful culture in angkor wat. shame can not build angkor wat but friend more important. it long off any case so no matter. can brennus say where he gold city place. it look difficult from shiva axe explorer. best send jungle mail soon with map.

metal religion is spread. shiva feel the force. he a god it known. all khmer revere him. shiva bring much gold and mine and much khmer breed far. and it land large. and soldier top. it only for big barbarian war. not worry.

soon a big thing happen for khmer. it not wonder but help for all khmer. people work hard for it.

what say funglish and holy roman and metal of funglish outpost. shiva has interest and want help.

[Pitboss Vikings]

Sire , word has arrived by the messengers from Captain Kirk.

What is the news, has he accomplished his mission?

No sire, he has been taken prisoner by the Spartans, from his death bed he has sent this last message, apparantly he was kept waiting for 50 years to speak to the Spartan leader and then sent away with the Piercd Ones ambassader to speak to a Japanese visitor to spartan lands. They trekked over land and Kirk ordered the Enterprise to continue its missions.

So the delays with the Spartans cost the Enterprise its great leader.

Yes sir, they showed no respect of visitors to their lands, they care not for friendships except those they already have with Mayan and Koreans.

It is as i feared, the rest of the world is cutting us of. They have no desire to be friends with us, the pierced ones are more fond of the distant Roman tribes. The Wyandots listen to the Pierced ones. The Greeks show us total dishonour by not meeting with our ambassader to their shores. We are too small in the world to be taken notice of.

Sire it is the way of this world as spoken of by the Great One.

Yes you are right young one. Send the rest of the expeditionary forces to the west. We may find better friends in that direction compared to the rest of Razolia. We have tryed to be freindly but none are interested unless we come bearing gifts. They seek to be only friends with rich nations not the poor. We will seek out other poor nations and at last find friendships amonsgt those that have nothing to trade. Not all nations are aboundant in gifts or nature or full of clever people with new knowledge, we have no gold in our treasure chest. All we have is loyalty to friends, but those on Razolia have rejected friendship, they only respond to bribes.

To the West then sire, perhaps over the Great vastness of the ocean is that long ago spoken off land Yellcacia.

[Pitboss Rome]

Originally posted by Pitboss Russia
(ooc) barbarians... I object... (ooc)

(occ: A lot of the real world Barbarians where pretty civilized. I referred to you as barbarian because that's what real Romans would have called you after razing a city. )

[Pitboss Vikings]

this thread stuff is really beginning to peeve me off

Maybe that the intent behind it, you want to peeve me off.

Well you winning, i am peeved.

I didnt realise i was playing with such a whinging bunch of people, i get called a whinger but gee whizz guys, you really are whinging lately.

Dont post here, dont post there. please do as we say, please ozzy and cyber delete all of their posts, it not far they posting too much .. it all irrelevent suckie duckie blah blah....

Get some snese of humour guys....

[The Capo]

EDIT: Moved to OOC Chat thread, go ahead and delete this guys. Sorry about that.

[Pitboss Rome]

Legions defeat treacherus barbarians south of Rome!



Despite heavy losses due to the jungle terrain, the first legion has under the command of Rex Hostilius crushed a large army of spearmen! Roma victor!




The armies of Rome now continue their march east! All the enemies of Rome shall be crushed!

[Pitboss Rome]

Interesting. I see a few similarities with my own Rome.

[Pitboss Rome]

[Pitboss Vikings]

Originally posted by Pitboss Rome


Interesting. I see a few similarities with my own Rome.

nice video... Was it the hungry and poor riots that were similar to your own rome

[Pitboss America]

The Hovel Report

Washington In Flames!

Roosevelt managed to escape to New York as he was visiting a nearby school reading to 2 year olds. While away he was advised a terrible onslaught of barbarian axeman have invaded and are raping the women of Washington.

2 archers and a warrior have fallen ... while a chariot has managed to hold their own in the suburbs.

Despite Roosevelt being dazed and mumbling about terror, the American empire expect to recover. We wait in earnest for news that our brave soldiers and resisting citizens of Washington can wrest our capital from the axis of evil.

[Pitboss Rome]

Originally posted by Pitboss Vikings
nice video... Was it the hungry and poor riots that were similar to your own rome

Ahh, the Oldonian barbarians have many luxuries and health resources? Interesting.

Rome looks forward to "interacting" with Oldonians.

[Pitboss Rome]

Another Roman victory!

Even as we fight the darkness in the East we do not neglect to spread the light West!




Barbarians, this time of the western kind, have been defeated near Rome. All hail Rex Hostilius!