'I'm so bad at Civ IV that'...

[Lancer]

...once an enemy takes some of my cities, they usually beg me to accept them back!

...panzers were blitzing through my civ so I went to worldbuilder and gifted myself some Polish cavalry!

...I'm looking forward to the sequel to the civ destroyed movie!

[Lancer]

...no matter how much I pillage I don't get rich. I really should try destroying someone elses stuff!

...the thunderous noise of my army on the march turned out to be bean farts!

...my soldiers refused to move out of reverance for national coming out day!

[Nightfire]

...that I raze all my towns and mines!

[Will9]

...when I try try to save my game I always get a message that says either "Are you sure want to come back to this game at a future time?" or "There is nothing to save"

[Nightfire]

...that I sent my settlers south to the sea, and they settled underwater! They drowned !_!

[Unimatrix11]

- that, when i hit the windows-key, i notice freecell is running, too, and the A.I. plays it, out of mere boredom beating me...

- that finishing ANY building seems enough of an accomplishment to me, that i want a movie for it...

- that in my MP-games i try to bribe people - with real money...

[Lord Avalon]

... that my researchers presented me with a new melee unit which was weak and timid - and kept looking at my cheese. "You call this a maceman?!"
And they replied, " 'Maceman'? We thought you said 'miceman'."

[Unimatrix11]

- that when going to war, i put on my uniform, step on my balcony, slap my fist against my chest, turn my head to the side and raise my chin...

- that when having problems with health/money/happiness/education... , i usually ask the white house for advice...

- that the ghost of Kaiser Wilhelm II. occassionally appears in nightly visions, giving me USEFUL advice on diplomacy...

- that the only tree i ever try to chop in the game is the tech-tree.

[Aro]

Originally posted by Unimatrix11

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- that in my MP-games i try to bribe people - with real money...

[Brutus66]

The game consistently tells me that I have displayed the leadership abilities of William J. LePetomaine.

[Addled Platypus]

Originally posted by Unimatrix11


- that the only tree i ever try to chop in the game is the tech-tree.

Originally posted by Brutus66
The game consistently tells me that I have displayed the leadership abilities of William J. LePetomaine.

for days I will be laughing

[Lancer]

...If my enemy were my doctor he'd be saying "turn your head and cough".

See he's got me by... there...

[Fleme]

...Whenever I get a Random Event, positive or negative, the options always include Quit and Retire

...When I play a Pangaea map, I start on a 1 tile Island with no seafood or a coastal passage to land

...When I tap seafood resources my people get sick.

[Atlantis145]

...I figured that 4000 years was good enough for a term in office, so I retired.
...I rush production to get nukes, only to be invaded the next day, and my capital burned down.

[Addled Platypus]

...I went to load a mod


.....Ming showed up with his banning rod