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... when I play Soviet Russia, civics change me.
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...my windmills only output is wind.
...my watermills only output is water.
...the people in the workshops do more shopping than working.
...the AI has created and autochecked a "capitulate to 1st civ encountered" button.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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...when I get a Great Scientist, he defects to another civilization...Originally posted by Ming
When I get a Great Person, they defect to another civilization...
...which wins a Space Race victory shortly thereafter.Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD
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...my citizens clamour for emancipation- when I'm running Emancipation.
...when running slavery civic, my citizens whip me.
...I have war weariness when not at war.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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...when I was playing as Russia, Catherine ran off with some barbarian stud, leaving my capital in disorder.
...when I try to assign specialists, I only get unhappy slackers.
...whenever I enter a tribal village - even with a scout - the villagers are numerous and hostile.
...I get fungal blooms which wipe out my improvements and render the squares unworkable.Last edited by Lord Avalon; January 16, 2008, 15:56.Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD
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@ Lancer, eris, LordAvalon, IronParrot 
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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... even when I play as Catherine, my teenage male MP opponents would rather ally with Victoria!THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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...my levees always get washed away by floods.
...even my inland cities not near any water have buildings that get washed away by floods.
...if there's an oasis in my fat cross, it turns out to be a mirage.
...my plantations have these strange little green patches in them; whenever a unit enters, it stops and loses a turn - then goes to the nearest city and eats all the food in the granary.Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD
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- My Civ only produces 'Good Persons'.
- My Civ only produces Tourist Traps, not Wonders.Comment
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... I always get good events, followed by the line "you need all the help you can get!"I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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...if I try to hook up fur, or any animals, I get unhappiness from PETA.
....I don't get any extra seafood bonuses, because my fishing boats can't catch any fish.
...if I found a religion, the holy city gets wiped out by a volcano.Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD
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- My name is listed under Dan Quayle in the leadership ability list...
- I didn't realize that there was an option to win
- Instead of "autosaving" my screen says "why bother?"
- I thought the AI was cheating when it's army used weaponsComment
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...I lose at tutorial.
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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@ all!
...my pals are all better comedians than players!
...the tutorial taught me everything I know!
...I go to 'girls playing Civ' for tips!
I'll get in trouble for that. 
Long time member @ Apolyton
Civilization player since the dawn of timeComment
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...my people forgot to buy food and all starved to death.
...My great general deposed me, and made me serve in the army
...After that, my clubmen beat me up, and made me work on one of my farms as a peasent.
...then the great general who deposed me adopted the civic slavery, made me a slave, and then sold me to another civ
...I then messed that up so badly that I made THAT civ lose.Comment
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