Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

'I'm so bad at Civ IV that'...

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #76
    many thanks to all
    Gurka 17, People of the Valley
    I am of the Horde.

    Comment


    • #77
      ...the game tells me I'm revolting even when I'm not.
      Long time member @ Apolyton
      Civilization player since the dawn of time

      Comment


      • #78
        - that when having problems with health/money/happiness/education... , i usually ask the white house for advice...

        - that the ghost of Kaiser Wilhelm II. occassionally appears in nightly visions, giving me USEFUL advice on diplomacy...


        Diplogamer formerly known as LzPrst

        Comment


        • #79
          Uhem - actually i thought the balcony-fist-on-chest-chin-raised one was the best... In case some people didnt get it, i´ll attach a picture. Couldnt find the one i really meant, but this one comes close enough:
          Attached Files

          Comment


          • #80
            Originally posted by Theben

            ...when running slavery civic, my citizens whip me.

            Comment


            • #81
              Originally posted by Lord Avalon
              ...if I try to hook up fur, or any animals, I get unhappiness from PETA.
              if i get fur... my citizens get hooked up on all kinds of disgusting porn


              (if you're a long time OT person, you'll know)

              Comment


              • #82
                Originally posted by Unimatrix11
                - that, when i hit the windows-key, i notice freecell is running, too, and the A.I. plays it

                Comment


                • #83
                  Originally posted by Sirotnikov

                  if i get fur... my citizens get hooked up on all kinds of disgusting porn


                  (if you're a long time OT person, you'll know)
                  Sure, but don't you also get a chance of Stefu emerging as a great artist?
                  Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

                  Comment


                  • #84
                    The AI keeps complaining I'M taking too long on my turns.
                    1st C3DG Term 7 Science Advisor 1st C3DG Term 8 Domestic Minister
                    Templar Science Minister
                    AI: I sure wish Jon would hurry up and complete his turn, he's been at it for over 1,200,000 milliseconds now.

                    Comment


                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Solomwi

                      Sure, but don't you also get a chance of Stefu emerging as a great artist?
                      That should signal the end of your empire right there.

                      ... when I chat about my games, people always think I'm playing Rhyes and Fall.
                      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

                      Comment


                      • #86
                        ...a dog took a dump in my yard, it was bigger than my Civ!

                        ...it was wet too, and expanded faster, overrunning some flowers!

                        ...then another dog came and ate it up, that went kinda the same as my Civ.

                        Where is that :barf: smiley?
                        Long time member @ Apolyton
                        Civilization player since the dawn of time

                        Comment


                        • #87
                          ...if I start with a warrior, he razes my capital, and I get the message: "It's better this way."

                          ...pigs actually turn out to be wild boars which kill my workers.

                          ...sometimes workers and settlers disappear near rivers: one turn they're there, the next they're gone - I think there must be crocs lurking in there (they're ambush hunters, you know).
                          Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                          Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
                          One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

                          Comment


                          • #88
                            ...That my units including workers treat hill tiles the same as mountains.

                            ...That any city improvement is considered a national wonder, I can't have more than 2 per city.

                            ...The AI actually asks me to go to war with myself and I often do. I lose those wars.
                            "The state is nothing but an instrument of oppression of one class by another--no less so in a democratic republic than in a monarchy."

                            Comment


                            • #89
                              ...the game just uninstalled itself with a popup of "You're Welcome."
                              The Wizard of AAHZ

                              Comment


                              • #90
                                my UU is a cheese-eating surrender monkey

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X