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  • Im so bad at civ i founded my capital in the middle of a desart wasteland one square away from water tiles so I cant build a lighthouse. I somehow got a bald britney spears as my great artist, and after I added her as a super citizen I didnt realize and built the youtube wonder which generated unhappyness as everyone wanted me to just leave her alone.

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    • I get a +10 relations boost with all rivals that reads "You are so noob that I pity you."

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      • ...that the civ pedia shows

        "like this will really help"
        anti steam and proud of it

        CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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        • Originally posted by Fleme
          ...Whenever I get a Random Event, positive or negative, the options always include Quit and Retire
          I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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          • ...when I settle next to a river, I get a random event that changes the river's course away from the city.

            ...or I get a random event where the river dries up, and the floodplains turn into desert.
            Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
            Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
            One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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            • ... I watched the vanilla Civ4 intro movie and thought I'd won.

              ... whenever I start the tutorial Sid says "Gah! Not you again!"

              ... I keep losing to someone called the Sakkra?!

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              • The AI logs into an online game to find a better challenge.
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • ...I executed the espionage mission Crash to Desktop.
                  Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                  Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
                  One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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                  • ... when I start the game, the settler beelines the Gunpowder in a single turn, then shoots himself.

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                    • Originally posted by TriMiro
                      ... when I start the game, the settler beelines the Gunpowder in a single turn, then shoots himself.
                      Long time member @ Apolyton
                      Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                      • bravo TriMiro


                        now time for a top ten ????
                        anti steam and proud of it

                        CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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                        • ... instead of getting a "hooray you won by Space Victory" message, I get a "your noble crew found mind worms, brought them back to Earth, which wound up killing the planet" message.
                          It's a CB.
                          --
                          SteamID: rampant_scumbag

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                          • Originally posted by Addled Platypus
                            bravo TriMiro


                            now time for a top ten ????
                            DQ did a top ten on PolyCast but I dunno...wouldn't have been mine, and rah didn't think much of them either.

                            What's your top ten?
                            Long time member @ Apolyton
                            Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                            • everyone pm me ther top ten, then complie a list of fav's

                              for a top ten decided by "us"
                              anti steam and proud of it

                              CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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                              • everyone pm me thier top ten, then complie a list of fav's

                                for a top ten decided by "us"
                                anti steam and proud of it

                                CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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