Gladiator X: There will be blood

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy
UDWOT!!!11!!

[EPW]

All orders are in, 12 hours max for full update

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Theben
There's no way the Doctor can lose to Gramps now.

Your attempt to Murray me has not gone unnoticed.

[Spaced Cowboy]

UpDateWithOutThem

[DrSpike]

EPW said all orders are in.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy
UpDateWithOutThem

ok

thanks

im old and yet still lernin

now

whuat 'bout da udder.....you know........

UpDateWithOutThem !!!11!!???

[Theben]

Originally posted by DrSpike
Your attempt to Murray me has not gone unnoticed.

Murray? What's that?

[Theben]

Originally posted by Grandpa Troll
whuat 'bout da udder.....you know........

UpDateWithOutThem !!!11!!???

Just internet babble, no meaning.

You can think of it as extra -->!!!!!! .

[Grandpa Troll]

Copy!

[snoopy369]

Originally posted by Theben


Murray? What's that?

Murray murray murray ...

[EPW]

Match 1: Round 2

Round 2 started in the evening. The drinks were really following now. The crowd was raucous and a seasoned roustabout near retirement fell to his death, much to the proprietor's delight. First to finish a match would be Snoopy and Grumpius:

                                   [b]Snoopy vs. Grumpius Trollium II[/b]

Snoopy seemed to sputtered with new life when the announcer announced his name.  
He dashed forward and ripped a chunk of flesh out of Grumpius' forearm([b]1:Hit!(17)[/b]) but could not buzz out of the way in time when the tri-staff darted at him. ([b]1:Hit!(9)[/b]) 
Then Sopwith Camel bit Grumpius' through a grove in his leather armor, and twisted around. ([b]2:Hit!(17)[/b])  
Grumpius grabbed Snoopy's knife hand, yanked the knife out of his flesh and cut Snoopy across the chest([b]2:Hit!(12)[/b]).
Snoopy, in turn, grabbed the chain attaching the mace to Grumpius' try-staff and straggled him with his own weapon.([b]3:Hit!(14)[/b]) 
Grumpius escaped by whipping his upper body down and causing Snoopy to vault over his head and land with a crash. ([b]3:Hit!(9)[/b]) 
 Both gladiators were eager to continue the fight but the round ended.

Snoopy: 61 HP         Grumpius Trollium II:52
                   [b]Winner: Snoopy[/b]

"Damn, I bet on Grumpius...that son of a....Anyways, next up is
Spacius Maximus and Theben."

                         [b]Spacius Maximus vs. Theben[/b]

Spacius Maximus, ahead in HP, took a defensive stance for the round.  He didn't swing his sword once. ([b]1,2,3:Miss![/b])
Theben was not impressed by Spacius' cowardice; he planned his attack carefully.  
He feinted an attack on Spacius' left, then struck the opposite side in the arm pit. ([b]1:Hit!(18)[/b])
This caused Spacius' to drop his shield; Theben did not miss the blunder and struck him on the arm leaving a gaping wound.([b]2:Hit!(18)[/b])  
Theben, knowing he had the upper hand did not strike again. ([b]3:Miss![/b])The round ended.

Spacius Maximus: 43 HP     Theben:  65 HP
                      [b]Winner: Theben[/b]

The Texans were outraged. They demanded a rematch; when that failed they demanded Theben's head; and when that failed they demanded Spacius' head.

"Please calm down...it's just a friendly game between friends after all. Let's start the last match: Ludd and Felchum please enter the arena."

                             [b]Ludd vs. Felchum[/b]

Ludd used the same strategy as Spacius, luckily his armor was thicker and his opponent weaker. 
 Ludd waited for Felchum to make the first move.([b]1:Miss![/b]) 
Felchum, bravely but dumbly struck Ludd with all his might at Ludd's thick plate mail; Ludd laughed as the saber bounced off lamely.([b]1:Miss![/b]) 
Not one to learn quickly, Felchum tried the same attack again. Ludd was ready and shoved Felchum to the ground as he swung his sword.([b]2:Hit!(2)[/b])([b]2:Miss![/b])  
Felchum stood back and planned his attack carefully.  He would try to attack Ludd's legs where the armor was not as thick.  
Felchum attacked; Ludd squated in summo style, and Felchum struck too high, hitting thick steal.([b]3:Miss![/b]) 
Match 1 was over.

Ludd: 100 HP   Felchum: 93 HP
                 Winner: [b]Ludd[/b]

[Theben]

To paraphrase Doc:

[DrSpike]

It's natural for you to copy your idol.

[EPW]

Match 2 results coming up

[DrSpike]

Tease.