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  • #91
    Match 2, Round 2

    The rig was quiet as the first fight approached. Almost everyone had bet on The Doctor to win, but Grumpius fought well the 1st round. There would be blood if The Doctor lost. The snipers in the cranes scanned the crowd like hungry vultures. At last, the wait ended and the crowd hollered with approval when The Doctor entered:

    Grumpius Trollium II vs. The Doctor

    Grumpius jumped into the ring twirling his tri-staff and bowed towards The Doctor quickly.
    The Doctor strode into the ring calmly, nodded twice to each side to his cheering fans, and bowed curtly towards his opponent.
    Grumpius charged The Doctor in an attack eerily similar to the first round.
    The Doctor stuck out his sword at just the right moment and nearly impaled him without really trying.(1:Miss!)(1:Tie!(7))
    Grumpius, though injured, was now in a position to punch The Doctor in the face, a tactic that worked well the round.
    But the Doctor still had his rapier pointed at Grumpius chest and kept him at bay, though he made no attempt to stab his opponent.(2:Miss!)(2:Miss!)
    But The Doctor underestimated the length of the tri-staff and Grumpius swung the mace right into the Doctor's gut.(3:Hit!(21))
    The Doctor stumbled back but managed to keep his footing. He came at Grumpius with renewed vegence.
    Grumpius rained his staff in defense but could not react fast enough to The Doctor's quick thrust.
    Grumpius lay wriggling in pain after The Doctor impaled him in the stomach.(3:Hit!(24))

    Grumpius Trollium II: 0 HP The Doctor: 13 HP
    Winner: The Doctor by KO!
    The crowd was in a state of euphoria. They started chanting "Doctor! Doctor!" and sent profanities towards the ailing Grumpius. The snipers shot a few people for fun.

    Finally, the crowd quieted down to a roar, and the next fight began.


    Snoopy vs. Felchum

    Snoopy, knowing his target's anti-air guns were down, decided it was time to bomb the target.
    His first bomb was right on, and he suspected dozens of Germans were killed. (1:Hit!(2))
    Felchum was annoyed when his opponent threw a rock at his head - and actually hit him - ran at Snoopy senselessly.
    Snoopy knew he was too high to be hit by the low caliber guns firing at him and flew steady.(1:Miss!)
    Felchum tried to dodge the next bomb, but ducked up instead of down.(2:Hit!(2))
    Felchum's next attack was more furious than the first, and he managed to knick Snoopy in the side as he ran around the ring.(2:Hit!(2))
    Snoopy was out of bombs and headed back to base, satisfied with the results.(3:Miss!)
    Felchum managed to scratch Snoopy on the back one more time before he flew away.(3:Hit!(2))

    Snoopy: 92 HP Felchum: 72 HP
    Winner: Snoopy
    "And finally we have Spacius and Ludd, maybe one of them will move this time."

    Spacius Maximus vs. Ludd

    Neither Gladiator wanted to have their shiny armor dented, but Spacius finally budged.
    He charged at Ludd but bounced off his armor....or maybe his blubber, no one was sure.(1:Miss!)
    Ludd did the same a moment later, but Spacius stepped to the side.(2:Miss!)
    Neiter tried again.(2,3:Miss!) (1,2:Miss!)

    Spacius Maximus: 100 HP Ludd: 100 HP
    Tie!
    Last edited by EPW; July 31, 2008, 20:45.
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    • #92
      Standings
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      Rank Gladiator Forum name Weapon Armor Points Wins K.O.s Ties
      1 Snoopy snoopy369 8 12 6 2 0 0
      2 Ludd General Ludd 0 20 4 1 0 1
      2 The Doctor DrSpike 20 0 4 1 1 0
      4 Theben Theben 9 11 3 1 0 0
      5 Spacius Maximus Spaced Cowboy 17 3 1 0 0 1
      6 Grumpius Trollium II Grandpa Troll 14 6 0 0 0 0
      6 Felchum Felch 4 16 0 0 0 0
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      • #93
        Match 3, 4 and 5: Round 1 orders due in 72 hours!
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        • #94
          The Doctor wanders over to look at the standings. He notices he got the only KO, and smiles. This was going to be even easier than he thought.

          He spots Theben, points, and walks away with a wry grin. Theben appears to soil himself and slopes off, looking shaken.

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          • #95
            Congrats all, hope your feeling good about whuppin on an old warrior,
            Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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            • #96
              *Theben is celebrating his 1st victory with a bit of alcohol, when he sees the Doctor pointing in his direction. Wondering wtf he was pointing at, Theben spins around, perhaps a bit too quickly after 6 beers, and spills his drink on himself. "Dammit, that was my best shirt. You'll pay for that, Doctor." He mutters as he wanders off to change.
              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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              • #97
                Originally posted by DrSpike
                It's natural for you to copy your idol.
                I was afraid your ego had shrank a bit over the last few years. I was trying to give you a boost. Fortunately it appears it wasn't necessary.
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • #98
                  Wow, owned by Thizbean, I feel ashamed.

                  I should have just gone all offensive.
                  We're sorry, the voices in my head are not available at this time. Please try back again soon.

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                  • #99
                    Yes, you should have.

                    Which is the same thing you said to me last time I beat you.
                    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                    • Okay it is official folks, alcohol kills brain cells.
                      We're sorry, the voices in my head are not available at this time. Please try back again soon.

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                      • Don'y feel too bad. I think I accidentally ingested some of your stash the 1st time around. Thankfully it wore off pretty quick.
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                        • Hmm... I like your charts EPW. If you're running the next Gladiator, please give me a PM so I can get in on the action; You make the game an exciting read.
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                          • Orders sent in, by the way.
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                            • Originally posted by DarkCloud
                              Hmm... I like your charts EPW. If you're running the next Gladiator, please give me a PM so I can get in on the action; You make the game an exciting read.
                              The charts are okay, but the fight descriptions don't really need to be in [code]. It borkens the thead.
                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                              • Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy
                                Wow, owned by Thizbean, I feel ashamed.

                                I should have just gone all offensive.
                                Thaiban learnt everything he knows from me.

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