Gladiator X: There will be blood

[Theben]

hmmmm...

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by snoopy369
Just a minor technical note...

Sopwith Camel is the weapon, not the fighter The fighter would be Snoopy...

Your weapon is a SopwithCamel?

either Poly Staff is working you too hard and ya missed something or I did?

My weapon (I described it) is used by my charcter Grampius

Technically speaking that is

[snoopy369]

My weapon is a Sopwith Camel. Perhaps you've seen it...


Or perhaps this will refresh your memory:


The dual Vickers machine guns cut down over 1,000 Germans, more than any other Allied plane in WWI; and of course, more than one was the responsibility of your pal here...

In the first round, I was just getting your bearings, of course. In the second round, I shall charge fearlessly, sparing no thought to caution...

[Grandpa Troll]

Snoopy, yeah, i am well versed on Sopwith Camel

My understanding was we were Gladiators, not military machine

Heck, I would have chosen a Flame throwing Tank if that was so or even an Interceptor


/me walks away, cant believe Smoopy369 thought I didnt know what a Sopwith Camel was

[EPW]

Your a nutball Sopwith, not even knowing your own name.

[DrSpike]

Where's the second match?

[EPW]

Originally posted by DrSpike
Where's the second match?

I am working on it now

[EPW]

Match 2: Round 1

"We are ready to start Match 2, first up is..."

"Wait, Wait!" Sopwith Camel had come into the running into the middle of the ring yelling. Unseen, snipers in the 2 cranes used for unloading equipment trained their sites on his back.

"This is against protocol, you must return immediately to the pit Sopwith Camel, or face disqualification!"

"My name isn't Sopwith Camel!" he yelled angerly.

"I said...What?!"

"My name isn't Sopwith Camel!" he yelled again. "It's Snoopy!"

"Snoopy? Are you sure?"

"Yes, of course! Well at least I think I'm sure."

"Then who is Sopwith Camel?"

"That's my plane of course"

"Your plane?....Oh." Snoopy was waving his knife in the air and making engine and zooming noises. The Roustabouts laughed wildly, the Texans hallowed, the other Americans Snoopy loudly, the Brits allowed a chuckle, the Arabs were in a drunken stupor, and the Chinese applauded politely. Hugo Chavez was with one of the German prostitutes.

"Very well...Snoopy" Bringing a new round of laughter and taunts from the crowd. "Return to the pit now" Snoopy and Sopwith Camel left sulkily.

""We are finally ready to start Match 2, first up is Grumpius Trollium II..." a polite murmur from the crowd. "versus the Doctor!" The crowd roared with approval.

                                  [b]Grumpius Trollium II vs. The Doctor[/b]

Grumpius did not wait to bow, but instead ran at the Doctor. Surprised, The Doctor did not react until 
receiving a blow to the chin from the tri-staff. [b](1:Hit!(21))[/b] Angered by the Troll's insolence, he whipped out his 
rapier and stabbed him right in the chest, penetrating Grumpius' studded leather armor. [b](1:Hit!(38))[/b]Grumpius yowled in pain and dropped his tristaff. 	
But remembering his Power Ranger Training he recovered quickly and punched The Doctor in the nose. [b](2:Hit!(24))[/b] 
Blood was everywhere, the crowd hissed. Grumpius allowed the Doctor to get up, but was so stunned he could not strike.[b](2:Miss!)[/b] 
Grumpius, urged on by the crowd, picked up his staff and hit him in the gut with the mace.[b](3:Hit!(21))[/b] 
 But The Doctor was ready, he stabbed Grumpius in the side while the momentum of the tristaff carried him forward.[b](3:Hit!(38))[/b]

Grumpius Trollium II: 24 HP    The Doctor: 34 HP

"Amazing! The Doctor brought down by a Troll, but his rapier saves him again!"

                                         [b]Snoopy vs. Felchum[/b]

Snoopy brought Sopwith Cow to bear immediately on Felchum's armor, which absorbed most of the blow.[b](1:Hit!(7))[/b] 
Felchum jabbed his saber and nicked Snoopy's hand. [b](1:Hit!(2))[/b]  Snoopy took up a defensive stance and swiped at 
Felchum's face...and missing by five feet.[b](2:Miss!)[/b] 
Felchum edged closer to Snoopy and tried to nick him in the other hand, but missed.[b](2:Miss!)[/b] 
Snoopy dived at Felchum and landed a huge gash across his face.[b](3:Hit!(17))[/b] 
While Snoopy was still on the ground after the dive, Felchum bit him on the ankle.[b](3:Hit!(2))[/b] 

Snoopy: 96 HP     Felchum: 76 HP

"Felchum sure has some nice ivories...hopefully that will change in the next few days!"

                                  [b]Spacius Maximus vs. Ludd[/b]

The two contestants entered the ring and stared at each other. For five full minutes. [b](1,2:Miss!)[/b][b](1:Miss!)[/b] 
Finally Ludd lunged at his opponent, but Spacius dodged away.[b](2:Miss!)[/b]
Finally Spacius slashed at his opponent, but his blow skirted off the thick armor.[b](3:Miss!)[/b] 
Ludd did not attempt to strike again.[b](3:Miss!)[/b]  The crowd booed. 

Spacius Maximus: 100 HP    Ludd: 100 HP

[EPW]

Match 1 and 2: Round 2 orders due in 72 hours!

[EPW]

The attached spreadsheet fixes the 2 errors that I found in the first: negative power and rounding. The spreadsheet does not contain the ADP values.

[DrSpike]

Sent.

[Theben]

EPW, plz recheck your math. Spaced should've taken 21, not 16.

[EPW]

You are right, I entered your orders wrong.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Can I request that you get my name right?

It is not Spacius Maximus II (this is not eventis D&D)
And it is not Spacios Maximus

It is Spacius Maximus.

[EPW]

It got merged with Grumpius Trollium II somewhere in there...