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  • #91
    Originally posted by Dis
    And in a fantasy world, couldn't a female hero get a magic spell cast on them that enhanced their breast size? Polymorph breast spell. It's the fantasy version of a boob job.
    Alter Self
    Transmutation
    Level: Brd 2, Sor/Wiz 2
    Components: V, S
    Casting Time: 1 standard action
    Range: Personal
    Target: You
    Duration: 10 min./level (D)

    You assume the form of a creature of the same type as your normal form. The new form must be within one size category of your normal size. The maximum HD of an assumed form is equal to your caster level, to a maximum of 5 HD at 5th level. You can change into a member of your own kind or even into yourself.

    ...

    You can freely designate the new form’s minor physical qualities (such as hair color, hair texture, and skin color) within the normal ranges for a creature of that kind. The new form’s significant physical qualities (such as height, weight, and gender) are also under your control, but they must fall within the norms for the new form’s kind. You are effectively disguised as an average member of the new form’s race. If you use this spell to create a disguise, you get a +10 bonus on your Disguise check.


    Unfortunately, that's only going to last a few minutes - you'll need a permanency spell to make it, well, permanent, and that's a 5th level whopper. Sadly, in the world of D&D, that means the only ones with magically enhanced hooters are going to be female spellcasters or considerably wealthy nobles. But the hot vixen sorceress should be able to add some considerable jiggle once at 10th level.
    Lime roots and treachery!
    "Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake Tungsten

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    • #92
      Originally posted by DrSpike
      In my mind they do - I think that the designers have made a stunning effort to reflect this.
      The designers are straining to be realistic and the prudes are complaining about their efforts .
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #93
        There's no pleasing some people.

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        • #94
          It's not the boobs in games that bother me, it's the boobs who play them.
          I mean, the Sims 2 was entirely unnecessary, and could have been avoided if about 5 people had bought the first one.

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          • #95
            The Sims2: The Search for More Money.

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            • #96
              Well it's your fault!

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              • #97
                But isn't that every game's title?

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                • #98
                  Yes, but some are actually worth money.

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                  • #99
                    While others are still worth playing.
                    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                    • Just not that one.

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                      • I inflict D&D upon this thread and nobody even takes the time to call me a nerd
                        Lime roots and treachery!
                        "Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake Tungsten

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                        • No problem. No go and try that in OT.

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                          • You replied to a thread about boobs in games...i think that says enough
                            <Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
                            Play Bumps! No, wait, play Slings!

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                            • Please. I'm posting on Apolyton. It's not as if I don't know I'm a nerd.
                              Lime roots and treachery!
                              "Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake Tungsten

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                              • Cyclotron


                                I'm still a bit muddled on this subject. Are you guys talking about those or what?

                                To follow the discussion, of course...
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                                Who is Barinthus?

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