A Rant On Games and Boobs

[child of Thor]

I dont know - i'm worried it could distract from the legitimate grievences expressed. But i'm quite taken with that barmaid in the piratey pic - cant think why.......nice hair?

[duke o' york]

What are the boobs like in Civ IV? I doubt they've still got the foreign advisor from Civ 2.

[DrSpike]

The boobs are largely absent. Catherine is a bit of a flirt though.

[Dis]

civ4 won't give you much. except this.

But people are still complaining Catherine is too good looking. They say even in her younger years she never looked this good. It's just a game I say...

[Drogue]

I don't mind boobs in computer games, as long as they're like this:

[Fve Crathva]

Originally posted by Cyclotron
The point remains that the OP is talking about otherwise non-sexual games he thinks are "ruined" by sexuality. I don't think NWN added a boob engine.

If you look carefully during a couple of the cutscenes in HOTU, you can see the Valsharess's breasts jiggle a bit when she does the outraged hand-waving thing.

OK, maybe it's not an engine. But it's worth pointing out, for those who missed it. It's totally hot.

SP

[Urban Ranger]

Realistic characters in RPG games? You guys crack me up.

Com'on, I can't think of any computer RPG games that can be classified as "nitty gritty." They are all high fantasy. You eventually have characters fighting dragons, demons, etc. This ain't realistic by any stretch of the imagination. You are talking about heroes and superheroes here. I mean, the warrior's fists are bigger than your head.

So what if the women have large knockers?

[Cyclotron]

I've seen the 'mods' for NWN that do that - they use the same phyisics that already applies to hair, clothes, and other bouncy things in the game. It's not a different engine.

But thanks for that anyway, Fve Crathva.

[Cyclotron]

What UR said.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Fve Crathva

If you look carefully during a couple of the cutscenes in HOTU, you can see the Valsharess's breasts jiggle a bit when she does the outraged hand-waving thing.

OK, maybe it's not an engine. But it's worth pointing out, for those who missed it. It's totally hot.

SP

[Case]

has anyone else noticed that you can see Alyx Vance's underpants in Half Life 2? (aside from the fact that she badly needs a belt, her dress is reasonably sensible, and her chest is pretty normal by computer game standards).

[Dis]

out of curiousity what is the average breast size for women?

Most women do have large or medium sized breasts. If you don't include Asian women . There aren't that many flat chested women out there. Though I live in a "special" city. Many women in my city probably have boob jobs. And other women with large breasts are just fat. Every once in a while you see a fat women with small breasts, but it's rare. Usually I don't mind bonking fat women, because they at least have large breasts. But I wouldn't want one with small breasts. Anyways, back on subject.

And in a fantasy world, couldn't a female hero get a magic spell cast on them that enhanced their breast size? Polymorph breast spell. It's the fantasy version of a boob job.

[DrSpike]

This thread goes from strength to strength.

[Urban Ranger]

And how do we know elvish maidens didn't have large breasts?

[DrSpike]

In my mind they do - I think that the designers have made a stunning effort to reflect this.