A Rant On Games and Boobs

[Cyclotron]

I am ready for the fact that most companies mix violence and nudity in both of the named types of game, but when it becomes a routine and I can not distinguish if that game is about fighting or about sex, thank you.

Could you please name a game where you were unable to distinguish if it was about fighting or sex?

[binTravkin]

I can not name it yet (though WoW and GTA are close), but if the trend continues, I will be able to..

[DrSpike]

Well if you fight your way through hordes of baddies to get the girl then the game is about fighting and sex. And after all that fighting she damn well better have nice attributes.

[Cyclotron]

That's why I never played Mario games.

[DrSpike]

I'm sorry but the princess is in another castle.

Damn those hooters betta be good.

[Cyclotron]

They could always come out with "Porn Mario." Get a great 3d engine, model a new mario that looks like Ron Jeremy in a plumber's jumpsuit, a new princess (or several), and, of course, a new soundtrack. Chicka-bow...

[binTravkin]

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Cyclotron
They could always come out with "Porn Mario." Get a great 3d engine, model a new mario that looks like Ron Jeremy in a plumber's jumpsuit

A new Mario?

[vee4473]

bump

I wonder how many synonyms for boobs were used here? I saw knockers, funbags and jugs.

[Barinthus]

bump? or u mean jiggling?

Also I think it was me or someone else who used 'mammary glands' in this thread

[DrSpike]

You've been thinking about that for a week?

[Enigma_Nova]

Well, at least it's only a trend - not all games have such slutty women.

Alyx Vance (Half-Life 2)
Paula Polestar (Earthbound)
Samus Aran (Metroid)
Cortana (Halo)
Amy Rose (Sonic Heroes / Sonic Adventures)

That's 5 games I can think of, off the top of my head, with important female characters who don't make any attempt to be seductive.

[DrSpike]

Cortana is a bit flirty.

[Elok]

Uh, Paula's a prepubescent girl and Amy Rose is a hedgehog (or some other furry). The market is nowhere near libertine enough to allow those to be sexualized.

[Dis]

'nuff talk, more pictures.