FG: Nuclear War XV: Don't get MAD, get even!

[Spaced Cowboy]

No-no...I'll have none of that in this forum....take it to OT

[Theben]

Sent.

[Jonny]

Sent!

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy
No-no...I'll have none of that in this forum....take it to OT

Yes, despicable behaviour. Can't think who would have started it. Probably Skanky.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Still waiting on GT....he has 20 minutes.

[GeneralTacticus]

Huh? I thought I'd already sent them in. Orders coming shortly...

[GeneralTacticus]

Sent.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Day 8: "And then there were five."

Skanky starts the day off by building the city of new Caramel which is quickly caramelized by two nukes courtesy of GeneralTacticus along with his city of Peppermint, taking Skanky out of the game.

As we zoom in on Jonny's headquarters we see the leader standing stong in front of his troops.

Jonny: "Ready 2 nukes!"

Faceless Troop #1: "2 nukes are already ready for firing , sir!"

Jonny: "Target 2 of Theben's cities."

Faceless Troop #2: "Sir, we have a lock on Theben's cities."

Jonny: "Fire nukes!"

Faceless Troop #1: "Sir, you need to inset your key into the firing mechanism."

Jonny taps his pockets.
Jonny: :WhereTF is my key?!!"

A dark figure steps out from behind a bank of equipment.
Theben, James Theben: "You mean this key?"

James swallows the key.
Jonny: "Cut the azzhole up and get me that key!"

Faceless Troop #2: "Sir we have three incoming nukes on radar, you orders?"

Theben, James Theben: "Muwahahaha!"

Jonny: "AAAaaaaaHHHhhhh!!!!!"

Jonny is eliminated from the game.

The rest of the slackers were busy working on "psst" secret projects, and I won't tell.

Cities
1. Skanky Burns - WASTED
2. General Tacticus - Delta Serpentis, Epsilon Pegasi, Gamma Draconis, Capella, Colossus
3. DrSpike - Jamski chainsawed to death, Jamski bludgeoned with a hammer, Jamski pwn3d me, Death to Jamski by paper cuts, Jamski is my new roomie
4. Smiley - WASTED
5. Kuciwalker - WASTED
6. Whoha - WASTED
7. Loinburger - WASTED
8. Hercules - WASTED
9. Theben - Death to Johnny, I Will Kill Johnny, Johnny is Radioactive Glow Worm Food, Jonny Will Die Regardless, Jonny Got His Gun
10. VJ - Spamville D.C., Smiley, Your momma, Newbieville, Angel
11. Jonny - WASTED
12. Sparrowhawk - Sparrow, Hawk, Falcon, Eagle, Raven

[GeneralTacticus]

Sent.

[DrSpike]

Sent.

[Sparrowhawk]

Sent

[Skanky Burns]

Bugger.

[Spaced Cowboy]

[b]Day 9: "The Eagle has landed!"[\b]

Cities built: none
Nukes fired: 4 (at Sparrowhawk from GT)
Spies sent on sabotage missions: 1 (at Sparrowhawk from GT)
Players working on secret projects: 3
No orders from Theben: Priceless

Cities
1. Skanky Burns - WASTED
2. General Tacticus - Delta Serpentis, Epsilon Pegasi, Gamma Draconis, Capella, Colossus
3. DrSpike - Jamski chainsawed to death, Jamski bludgeoned with a hammer, Jamski pwn3d me, Death to Jamski by paper cuts, Jamski is my new roomie
4. Smiley - WASTED
5. Kuciwalker - WASTED
6. Whoha - WASTED
7. Loinburger - WASTED
8. Hercules - WASTED
9. Theben - Death to Johnny, I Will Kill Johnny, Johnny is Radioactive Glow Worm Food, Jonny Will Die Regardless, Jonny Got His Gun
10. VJ - Spamville D.C., Smiley, Your momma, Newbieville, Angel
11. Jonny - WASTED
12. Sparrowhawk - Sparrow

[:) Smiley]

well, who nuked Sparrow?

[RGBVideo]

Who nuked Sparrow? This is MAD, I want to retaliate.