FG: Nuclear War XV: Don't get MAD, get even!

[Jonny]

Sent.

[DrSpike]

This one sure is zinging along.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Day 5: "Doin' the kuci-koo."

No day is complete in Nuclear war without some fool building cities. In this case we have General Tacticus building the city of Colossus, Theben building the city of Jonny Got His Gun, and Jonny building the city of Kalamata.

Hmm... Everyone managed to get their orders in on time. Wow! Impressive.

For todays exciting action we turn to Whoha, who has launched a strike at Mr. Burns, whos orders were scambled by Whoha's spy. This leaves Mr. Burns with just a minty taste in his mouth.

Kuciwalker want some retribution from Smiley and sent 2 nukes in his direction. Smiley, however, had his deflector turned on and pointed right back at Kuciwalker, taking out his last city.

Cities
1. Skanky Burns - Peppermint
2. General Tacticus - Delta Serpentis, Epsilon Pegasi, Gamma Draconis, Capella, Colossus
3. DrSpike - Jamski chainsawed to death, Jamski bludgeoned with a hammer, Jamski pwn3d me, Death to Jamski by paper cuts, Jamski is my new roomie
4. Smiley - See Chaunk, See Chaunk get nuked
5. Kuciwalker - WASTED
6. Whoha - LCN1, LCN2, LCN3, LCN4, LCN5
7. Loinburger - WASTED
8. Hercules - WASTED
9. Theben - Death to Johnny, I Will Kill Johnny, Johnny is Radioactive Glow Worm Food, Jonny Will Die Regardless, Jonny Got His Gun
10. VJ - Spamville D.C., Smiley, Your momma, Newbieville, Angel
11. Jonny - Omega, Kalamata
12. Sparrowhawk - Sparrow, Hawk, Falcon, Eagle, Raven

[Kuciwalker]

Wow, he didn't nuke me?

[Skanky Burns]

Sent.

[Whoha]

Sent.

[:) Smiley]

Not directly

[Theben]

Yeah, you nuked yourself.

Sent.

[Sparrowhawk]

Sent

[Jonny]

Sent.

[DrSpike]

Sent.

[GeneralTacticus]

Sent.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Day 6: "I'm a little tired this morning. Yawn!"

Spaced Cowboy opens another browser window and buys stocks of builders because even more cities were constructed today as Smiley buil the city of I'm with Kuciwalker and Jonny built the city of Theben-Proof.

I can't believe I just hit post reply just now. The rest is an edit. I sure that one of you lunatics will post....sup...before I finish the update.

Anyway, back to our story... Whoha was apparently not done with Mr. Burns and launched 2 more nukes in his direction. They were ineffective, however, as Mr. Burns was spending the afternoon in his bunker.

Everyone else was busy working on secret projects including VJ, who did not send in orders for this turn, but had default orders which were executed.

Cities
1. Skanky Burns - Peppermint
2. General Tacticus - Delta Serpentis, Epsilon Pegasi, Gamma Draconis, Capella, Colossus
3. DrSpike - Jamski chainsawed to death, Jamski bludgeoned with a hammer, Jamski pwn3d me, Death to Jamski by paper cuts, Jamski is my new roomie
4. Smiley - See Chaunk, See Chaunk get nuked, I'm with Kuciwalker
5. Kuciwalker - WASTED
6. Whoha - LCN1, LCN2, LCN3, LCN4, LCN5
7. Loinburger - WASTED
8. Hercules - WASTED
9. Theben - Death to Johnny, I Will Kill Johnny, Johnny is Radioactive Glow Worm Food, Jonny Will Die Regardless, Jonny Got His Gun
10. VJ - Spamville D.C., Smiley, Your momma, Newbieville, Angel
11. Jonny - Omega, Kalamata, Theben-Proof
12. Sparrowhawk - Sparrow, Hawk, Falcon, Eagle, Raven

[Skanky Burns]

Sent.

[GeneralTacticus]

Sent.