FG: Mafia XXIV: Jurassic Park

[DrSpike]

kassiopeia

[Spaced Cowboy]

Tuberski and DrSpike....uh Kass is already dead...hello McFly...hello!

[DrSpike]

Hmm, shouldn't follow people's votes without paying attention. Too much docpiling.

[Kuciwalker]

@ spikey

[Kassiopeia]

Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy
Tuberski and DrSpike....uh Kass is already dead...hello McFly...hello!

Buttheads!

[Whoha]

Kuciwalker

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy
Tuberski and DrSpike....uh Kass is already dead...hello McFly...hello!

Then I vote for DrSpike for joining a docpile on a dead guy.

ACK!

[Gamecube64]

I vote for DrSpike.

[rah]

Originally posted by DrSpike
Hmm, shouldn't follow people's votes without paying attention. Too much docpiling.

Don't feel bad, I almost jumped on docpiling the GM.

[Ben Kenobi]

Dr. Spike.

And these clues are strange.

[Hercules]

Yeah I am confused. But it looks like a lot are voting for Dr. Spike.

[Kuciwalker]

update in a few

[Kuciwalker]

Here's your witty repartee...

Three of the dead approached Malcom, zombie-like. They held slips of paper. Each had the word "Kuciwalker" written on it.

"What madness is this? Who is this 'Kuciwalker'?" demanded Malcom. "You can't vote anyway, you're dead. I know, it sucks, but there's nothing I can do. Well, actually there is something I can do, but if I brought you back you'd probably just be killed again."

"We... Want... Blood..." said the most recently dead one, Dr. Harding. "Blood..." repeated Hammond. They clawed at him, strangling him, tearing him limb from limb. Just as he lost consciousness, he woke up. He was momentarily confused at this seeming impossibility until he realized it had all been a bad dream.

Ok, not so witty, so shoot me

[Kuciwalker]

Sorry about the lack of a turn right now. My internet died as I was writing it last night, so I saved it - unfortunately, on the computer my little brothers refuse to get off of. It may be a while before I can post it

[Kuciwalker]

Finally, the islanders decided to blaim everything on the security guard. Again, they pushed him from the helicopter. That one they particularly liked - it was much more fun than the other ways of killing the condemned, and they were getting pretty pissed that the killer wasn't dead yet.

"We must pray that this is the last death," said Ed Regis, taking Hammond's place as the leader of the survivors. "We must be strong".

...

Malcom was still worried that animals had gotten off the island, or that they were reproducing. "How do you keep the animals in control?" he asked the lab technician, who had taken over Arnold's administrative duties. Hercules - he'd always been teased as a child because of his name - was starting to get annoyed. It didn't help that Gennaro was on his case, too.

"You want to know about control mechanism?" Herc said, turning in his chair in the control room. "We have unbelievable control mechanisms," said the technician.

"For example," Gennaro said.

"For example, animal tracking." The technician pressed a button on the console, and the vertical glass map lit up with a pattern of jagged blue lines. "That's our juvenile T-Rex. All his movements within the park over the last twenty-four hours." He pressed another button. "Previous twenty four." And again. "Previous twenty-four."

"Where's the little Rex right now?" Gennaro asked.

"Hell, I'll show you every animal in the park," Herc said. "That's two hundred thirty-eight animals as of this minute."

"Pretty impressive," Gennaro said. "How's it done?"

"We have motion sensors all around the park. Most of 'em hard-wired, some radio-telemetered. Of course, the motion sensors won't usually tell you the species, but we get image recognition direct off the video. And there's the category tally."

"What's that?"

"Once every fifteen minutes, the computer tallies the animals in all categories. Like this," Herc said.

A table, with a column for "species", "expected", and "found", appeared on the screen. At the bottom was the total for all species. Both expected and found were the same, for all fields.

"I hope you're satisfied," said Ed Regis.

"Let's do a little test, shall we? Can we have the computer search for a different number of animals?" asked Malcom.

"Like what?" asked the technician.

"Try two hundred thirty-nine."

Herc tapped a few keys. "Just a minute." A moment later the screen printed the same table, but with one extra compy.

"What the hell?" asked Ed Regis.

"We picked up another compy," said the technician.

"From where?"

"I don't know!"

"Now, can we search for, say, three hundred animals?" asked Malcom.

"Just a moment, that'll take a few minutes" said the technician.

They watched as the total number of animals kept clicking higher: 239, 244, 270, 283... finally it said "ERROR: Search Params: 300 Animals Not Found".

"I knew there must be an error," said Ed Regis. But a moment later the whole screen printed the table again, and at the top it said "Total Animals 292".

"I told you so. They're breeding," Malcom said smugly.

Muldoon interjected. "Look. Some of the biggest breeders were the raptors. We have to kill them," he said emphatically.

"No! These are valuable animals, and Hammond said to make more!" exclaimed Herc.

"**** Hammond, he's dead, and **** you too. Thos things are dangerous. They're born killers, and smart. Deadly."

"We're going to stick with Hammonds orders, and that's that," replied the technician.

...

The next morning, they found Muldoon in the lab, dead. He'd been irradiated to the point of death, Dr. Satler concluded after only a cursory examination. "Someone would have to be very strong to force him into the irradiator," said Ed Regis. The rest looked at each other uneasily.

Name

Position

Status



1. Kuciwalker

Ian Malcom

GM




2. Whoha

Dr. Grant
villagers r3 electrocuted


3. Adagio

Velociraptor

mafia r0 lysine deficiency


4. Spaced Cowboy

Dr. Satler
Still around


5. Method

Hammond

villagers r5 thrown from helicopter


6. Gamecube64

Ed Regis

Still around


7. Jonny

Arnold

mafia r4 neck snapped


8. rah

Muldoon

mafia r6 irradiated


9. Ljube-ljcvetko

Nedry

Still around


10. Snowfire

Lex

villagers r2 run over


11. Hercules

Lab Technician

Still around


12. Kassiopeia

Timmy 
mafia r1 electified


13. loinburger

Gennaro

Still around


14. joncha

Ross

villagers r1 cut off


15. FlameFlash

Helicopter Pilot 
Still around


16. Ben Kenobi

Park Guide

Still around


17. Skanky Burns

Construction Worker
mafia r3 [i]Melia[/i] poisoning


18. duke o' york

Dr. Harding 
mafia r5 lysine overdose


19. DrSpike

Security Guard

villagers r6 thrown from copter


20. gjramsey

Dr. Wu 
mafia r2 lysine poisoning


21. Tuberski

Dinosaur Handler
Still around


22. Frozzy

Guiterrez

Still around


23. DarkCloud

Dr. Stone

villagers r4 electricuted