FG: Mafia XXIV: Jurassic Park

[Gamecube64]

It is obviously Tuberski to handle dinosaurs one must have far above normal human strength, no?

[Whoha]

Originally posted by rah
Hmmm let's see, not including the GM or already dead people......Checking out who has the most posts so far and we come up with
Kassiopeia
and
FlameFlash
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Isn't Kass dead?

[Ben Kenobi]

Tuberski

[joncha]

FlameFlash

[Whoha]

Rah

[FlameFlash]

I'm still laughing at the Back to the Future references and trying to figure out how to afford DSL...

er...

I'll follow the dead Rah's suggestion: spaced cowboy

[Hercules]

Up until now I though Tuberski was handling the Dinosaurs quite well.

I mean it can be no fun taking raptors or 90 foot Stegasauruses for walkies.

[Kassiopeia]

Originally posted by Whoha
Isn't Kass dead?

Alas, I have perished, quite early in the game may I add. This seems to usually be the case when I am a mere mortal. Have I mentioned that I want to GM Mafia 25?

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Kalius
I see Tuberski's evidence against Spaced Cowboy infalliable.

Well, you should have gone with Spaced Cowboy then. You'll be next.



ACK!

[Kuciwalker]

Tuberski's dead.

Update after lunch (may be a while).

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by Tuberski


Well, you should have gone with Spaced Cowboy then. You'll be next.



ACK!

Would you like some cheese with that whine? Ahem...Mr. Mafia, sir?

[Kuciwalker]

They decided that only the Dinosaur Handler would have had the almost god-like strength necessary to force Muldoon into the irradiator, so they decided to kill him. Unfortunately, they were bored of pushing people out the helicopter, so they wanted a more original solution.

A few of them came to the swimming pool, which spilled over into a series of waterfalls and smaller rocky pools. There they drowned him.

"Is this extraordinary?" Ed Regis said. "Especially on a misty day, these plants really contribute to the prehistoric atmosphere. These are authentic Jurassic ferns, of course."

Dr. Satler paused to look more closely at the ferns. Yes, it was just as he said?: Serenna veriformans, a plant found abundantly in fossils more than two hundred million years old, now common only in the wetlands of Brazil and Colombia. "But whoever decided to place this particular fern at a poolside obviously didn't know that the spores of veriformans contain a deadly beta-carboline alkalkoid. Even touching the fronds can make you sick, and if a child were to take a mouthful, it would almost certainly die," said Dr. Satler.

"Oh," said Ed Regis, a bit abashed. "Well, I'll have to inform our personnel of this, until we can do something about the ferns."

...

The warning didn't do much; the next morning they found the Helicopter Pilot dead among the ferns. He'd died of exposure to the poison, concluded Dr. Satler.

Everyone left alive, except for Malcom, was become increasingly religious - some held deep convictions. The park guide even said, "Maybe God didn't intend for us to mess with things he'd made extinct. Maybe we should all leave now."

Name

Position

Status



1. Kuciwalker

Ian Malcom

GM




2. Whoha

Dr. Grant
villagers r3 electrocuted


3. Adagio

Velociraptor

mafia r0 lysine deficiency


4. Spaced Cowboy

Dr. Satler
Still around


5. Method

Hammond

villagers r5 thrown from helicopter


6. Gamecube64

Ed Regis

Still around


7. Jonny

Arnold

mafia r4 neck snapped


8. rah

Muldoon

mafia r6 irradiated


9. Ljube-ljcvetko

Nedry

Still around


10. Snowfire

Lex

villagers r2 run over


11. Hercules

Lab Technician

Still around


12. Kassiopeia

Timmy 
mafia r1 electified


13. loinburger

Gennaro

Still around


14. joncha

Ross

villagers r1 cut off


15. FlameFlash

Helicopter Pilot 
mafia r7 [i]veriformans[/i] poisoning


16. Ben Kenobi

Park Guide

Still around


17. Skanky Burns

Construction Worker
mafia r3 [i]Melia[/i] poisoning


18. duke o' york

Dr. Harding 
mafia r5 lysine overdose


19. DrSpike

Security Guard

villagers r6 thrown from copter


20. gjramsey

Dr. Wu 
mafia r2 lysine poisoning


21. Tuberski

Dinosaur Handler
villagers r7 drowned


22. Frozzy

Guiterrez

Still around


23. DarkCloud

Dr. Stone

villagers r4 electricuted

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy


Would you like some cheese with that whine? Ahem...Mr. Mafia, sir?

I'm not whining, I survived the last mafia game I was in by never posting.

I'm actually suprised I wasn't killed earlier, which is more the norm.

ACK!

[Ben Kenobi]

I vote ljube

I don't think Skywalker knows what he's doing as GM.

I don't understand any of these clues.

[Kuciwalker]

If I make it any more obvious, it'd be, well, obvious.