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  • I hate 'net connection problems...

    DarkCloud for the docpile!
    I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

    Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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    • update in a few...

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      • Malcom counted the votes, and it turned out that most thought Dr. Stone was the killer. "He's been too darned quiet the past few days," said Ben the park guide. "It has to be him."

        They electrified him on the fence, like he did to little Timmy.

        ...

        It was half a day's hike back to the lodgings, where they were joyfully reunited with the rest of the people on the island. "There's safety in numbers," said Muldoon, " and I'm sure there's another killer left."

        ...

        That night, at dinner, Hammond had good news. "Arnold tells me he has a lead on who the other killer is. By tomorrow, he's sure we'll know." This didn't seem to cheer everyone up as expected; some even looked dour at the prospect. But they couldn't all be killers, could they?

        Dr. Satler had another piece of good news: "I found out how Dr. Wu was killed. It's somewhat ironic; an overdose of lysine. He was pumped full of it.

        ...

        That morning Muldoon's claim was validated; Arnold was found in the security room with his neck snapped. "The security guard was supposed to be on duty!" cried Hammmond.

        "I must've slept through it," offered the guard as an excuse.

        "How strong do you have to be to snap someone's neck with your bare hands?" asked Hammond, eyeing Muldoon's bulging muscles suspiciously.

        "Not very strong at all," said Muldoon quickly, "if you happen to know the right techniques. They aren't difficult to learn; anyone here could know them."

        "Hammond," interjected Malcom, "perhaps your announcement of Arnold's recent discoveries prompted his death. Telling us that may have been unwise. But at least we can look at his computer files."

        Nedry, the security guard, and the lab technician all went through the files, but couldn't find anything. "They're completely gone," concluded Nedry. "Someone erased them, I'm sure. No chance of getting them back, I'm sure. Definately not."

        Guiterrez spoke up. "Perhaps I could go back now? There seems to be no reason for me to stay, and this seems quite dangerous. In fact, perhaps we should all leave."

        "No," said Malcom, "you can't. You could be the killer. Just pray that the helicopter pilot isn't the next victim."

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        mafia
        Name Position Status
        1. Kuciwalker Ian Malcom GM
        2. Whoha Dr. Grant villagers r3 electrocuted
        3. Adagio Velociraptor mafia r0 lysine deficiency
        4. Spaced Cowboy Dr. Satler Still around
        5. Method Hammond Still around
        6. Gamecube64 Ed Regis Still around
        7. Jonny Arnold mafia r4 neck snapped
        8. rah Muldoon Still around
        9. Ljube-ljcvetko Nedry Still around
        10. Snowfire Lex villagers r2 run over
        11. Hercules Lab Technician Still around
        12. Kassiopeia Timmy mafia r1 electified
        13. loinburger Gennaro Still around
        14. joncha Ross villagers r1 cut off
        15. FlameFlash Helicopter Pilot Still around
        16. Ben Kenobi Park Guide Still around
        17. Skanky Burns Construction Worker mafia r3 [i]Melia[/i] poisoning
        18. duke o' york Dr. Harding Still around
        19. DrSpike Security Guard Still around
        20. gjramsey Dr. Wu mafia r2 lysine poisoning
        21. Tuberski Dinosaur Handler Still around
        22. Frozzy Guiterrez Still around
        23. DarkCloud Dr. Stone villagers r4 electricuted

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        • "No," said Malcom, "you can't. You could be the killer. Just pray that the helicopter pilot isn't the next victim."
          A lovely thought...
          I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

          Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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          • Glad to be of service

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            • Method

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              • Damn Duke, I was thinking the same thing, Method
                We're sorry, the voices in my head are not available at this time. Please try back again soon.

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                • method

                  The mafia kills are a tad confusing. We don't see the normal pattern.
                  mafia r0 lysine deficiency
                  mafia r1 electified
                  mafia r2 lysine poisoning
                  mafia r3 Melia poisoning
                  mafia r4 neck snapped

                  Did we lose a mafia, did they trade turns?
                  It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                  RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                  • The most obvious next question after that, rah:

                    "Does Kuciwalker know what he's doing?"

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                    • By the way, unless extreme measures were taken, those files should be easily recoverable.

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                      • It does appear that you've offed one that was replaced with a new one.
                        Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                        • Does Kuciwalker know what he's doing?"


                          Method
                          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                          • Originally posted by duke o' york
                            The most obvious next question after that, rah:

                            "Does Kuciwalker know what he's doing?"
                            I'm sure there is a Method to his madness...

                            ACK!
                            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                            • We havn't heard that one before, have we tuber?

                              mmm, guess i can't do anything but vote for Frozzy. Just Becauseâ„¢

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                              • Tuberski:

                                I'm sure there is a Method to his madness...
                                That's what I was going to say now I 'll have to find another Method to say the same thing.
                                On the ISDG 2012 team at the heart of CiviLIZation

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