Apolyton Fantasy Football (not soccer damnit)

[Al B. Sure!]

This is the fantasy football thread, Jrabbit. Please level regular NFL talk out of the fantasy forum

Pick two: Lynch against the Vikings D that Martin just gashed (and Lynch is about as matchup neutral as any back being that he just runs over defenders), Forte against the atrociously bad Tennessee defense, or Martin against the blah Oakland D?

Don't you hate when you have an RB who scores 3 touchdowns on your bench? Yes. I own Leshoure in that league

[Al B. Sure!]

Thank you, Bears. This is why I heavily invested in you this season Wish I had the D that puts up RB1 numbers.

Sorry, Jrabbit. I went with Forte and Martin. Should've started Leshoure, though.

Which is why I'm starting Arizona's number 1 WR, Andre Roberts.

How'd that work out for you?

Larry Fitzgerald

[Demonbinder]

Ridiculous that I have to wait until tomorrow to see the points for Tillman's 4 forced fumbles!

[Ben Kenobi]

How'd that work out for you?

Every week I've started Fitz he's not been startable. I managed to start the least optimal lineup, benching Rivers (35 vs 25), Fitz (15 vs 5) and Nate Washington (15 vs 8). I could not have started a worse lineup. And, letting Redman go and look at him today. *sigh*. I hate Fantasy Football.

[Al B. Sure!]

Doug Martin

I know a girl who called me in the 3rd round of her draft asking who she should draft between SJax and Michael Turner. I asked who else was on the board and when she said Doug Martin nonchalantly amid a bunch of other names, I started screaming "GET MARTIN!" Her: "Who the **** is Doug Martin?" "GET MARTIN!"

She was criticizing me the first few weeks of the year but now

Doug Martin

[Ben Kenobi]

Going to be a nailbiter vs Berz. Julio Jones vs the PT Cruiser. I'm actually up by several points and it will, hopefully, be the 9th time in 9 games my team has exceeded projections. Edit, my combined starting team in IDP has 2 TDs. That includes one by Ray Rice.

[Al B. Sure!]

Who the hell is PT cruiser?

[snoopy369]

Pierre Thomas.

[Ben Kenobi]

Yeah, Albie, you're the football expert.

[Al B. Sure!]

Yeah, Albie, you're the football expert.

I don't use stupid nicknames.

[Al B. Sure!]

Doug Martin scored 87 points in D/ST

Jaguar has him and AP. Their combined point total is a ridiculous 115

[Ben Kenobi]

I don't use stupid nicknames.

So you say.

[Donegeal]

It's Lance Moore vs Jimmy Graham to see if I go 8-1 with an average team!

[Ben Kenobi]

Sigh, I hope those 2 FGs missed don't end up costing me a win vs Berz. Up by 15, and he's got PT Cruiser left. Six misses in the past three years, that's his yearly average misses right here.

[snoopy369]

Unless Colston puts up an above-average game, and/or ATL picks up a TD or two on defense, I might be the only person on the planet to have Matt Forte and Doug Martin starting, and lose, in Auction.