College Football 2013 Season

[Donegeal]

I betting Guy's dogs have run to the basement.

[Imran Siddiqui]

The only thing better is if comes out that Michgan was leading the charge to get Maryland and Rutgers .

[Guynemer]

THE CHERRY ON THIS **** SUNDAE IS THAT MARY****INGLAND AND RUT****GERS ARE BOTH GOING INTO THE WHY IS WISCONSIN HERE DIVISION, PUSHING ILLINOIS INTO THE THE WHERE'S WISCONSIN DIVISION

SO MICHIGAN AND OHIO STATE WILL PLAY EACH OTHER EVERY YEAR, BUT EVERY OTHER TEAM IN THEIR RESPECTIVE DIVISIONS WILL ONLY PLAY ONE OR THE OTHER ONCE EVERY SIX YEARS. THAT SEEMS ****ING FAIR WHEN IT COMES TO DIVISION TITLES, I TELL YOU WHAT.

IOWA NOW GETS TO PLAY THEIR BIGGEST HISTORIC RIVALS WISCONSIN ONCE EVERY SIX YEARS. WAY TO GO DELANEY, YOU STUPID MOTHER****ING *******. I HOPE YOU DIE OF DICKROT.

[Donegeal]

Um, Guy... Wisconsin might be Iowa's biggest rivalry, but Iowa is not Wisconsin's.

[Imran Siddiqui]

So any chance of jumping on a Big 14 name?

[Donegeal]

What's wrong with what I said?

Big 10 and 4 Chumps: Try not to be a Chump!

[Guynemer]

Um, Guy... Wisconsin might be Iowa's biggest rivalry, but Iowa is not Wisconsin's.

THAT IS WHAT I SAID, I KNOW YOU GUYS HATE MINNESOTA MORE, SEE, THIS IS BECAUSE WE ARE IN A CONFERENCE AND HAVE HISTORY TOGETHER AND I KNOW ABOUT PAUL BUNYAN'S AXE AND FLOYD OF ROSEDALE AND THE ILLIBUCK AND THAT STUFF.

WHERE, PRAY TELL, DO THE TERRAPINS AND SCARLET KNIGHTS FIT INTO THIS? NO ****ING WHERE, THAT'S WHERE, GODDAMIT.

****ING CHRIST ON A CRACKER, THIS IS STUPID AS ****ING HELL. 14 TEAM CONFERENCE, THAT MAKES LESS THAN ZERO ****ING SENSE IN A SPORT WHERE YOU PLAY 12 ****ING GAMES TOTAL.



HOLY ****ING ****, IF DELANEY WAS SO ****ING SET ON GOING TO 14, HE ****ING PASSED ON MISSOURI AND SYRACUSE, BOTH OF WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN ****TY BUT ALSO 1000% BETTER THAN THIS CLEVELAND STEAMER.

[Donegeal]

Perscribe yourself a Percocet and go to bed before you pop a vein.

[Imran Siddiqui]

at the 12 game schedule. Because every 12 team conference plays ALL of its conference opponents every season and has only 1 OOC game

And, of course, no other conference *cough* SEC *cough* has 14 teams.

[Guynemer]

YES, THE SEC IS ****ING STUPID TOO. THANKS FOR CATCHING UP. THERE'S THAT QUALITY RUTGERS EDUCATION.

No, seriously, Rutgers is a fine university, and a fine academic fit.

BUT APART FROM THAT IT IS ****ING STUPID AS ****.

[Imran Siddiqui]

[Ben Kenobi]

THIS IS DUMBER THAN EVEN BEN.

Thanks for taking one for the team in taking Rutgers and Maryland.

[Tuberski]

Two insignificant teams join an increasingly insignificant conference, what's the big deal?

ACK!

[SlowwHand]

Tuber, did you see who occupies #23? Kent State. I think that's awesome.

[Tuberski]

Is that higher than Rutgers?

ACK!