Ben Kenobi's essay contest!

[Asher]

If you're not going to retract it, I'll just go fill it out now and save the time.

I'm not going to communicate with you until the matter is settled.

I've got the PDF from the BC HRC website and I'll mail it out tomorrow morning, so if you change your mind you can PM me your apology and retraction. If you post it in the forum, I won't be able to see it. I've got nothing to lose here, and it could potentially teach you a very valuable lesson in life.

[Ben Kenobi]

I just wish you'd become an honest man.

So, confirming my claims that Canada is a totalitarian state is supposed to convince me that I am wrong?

Man, whatever you are smoking must be the good stuff.

This is one of the better birthday presents I got this year. It's been an awesome birthday! If dad were here it would be the best ever.

[Ben Kenobi]

I'll mail it out tomorrow morning, so if you change your mind you can PM me your apology and retraction.

You do that.

[Asher]

Request to administrators: Please lock the post/thread if possible so Ben can't edit out what he's said. I've saved the document and printed it out to PDF but I don't want him to accuse me of editing it.

[Ben Kenobi]

Why would I do that?

I stand by what I said.

Frankly, I think suing other posters should be a bannable offense.

[SlowwHand]

Has anyone won the contest yet?

[Asher]

I don't think Ben can afford to hand out the prize anymore.

[Ben Kenobi]

I've received one submission so far.

Oh, so this is what this is really about, punishing me.

Gosh, you are such a nice person asher.

Why haven't they made you a saint yet?

[David Floyd]

For the record, I'm on BK's side on this one. Even though I completely and utterly disagree with him on myriad topics, and think that calling him "wrong and misguided" on many issues such as reproductive health, global poverty, and religion is generous at best, you're still being a gigantic douchebag, Asher.

Take a shower, clean the sand out of your clit, and don't worry about what people say on the ****ing Interwebs.

Oh, and go ahead and report me to the Texas Human Rights Commission. Oh wait. We don't have one

[Ben Kenobi]

[David Floyd]

I blame Al Gore for creating the ****ing thing in the first place.

[Asher]

For the record, I'm on BK's side on this one. Even though I completely and utterly disagree with him on myriad topics, and think that calling him "wrong and misguided" on many issues such as reproductive health, global poverty, and religion is generous at best, you're still being a gigantic douchebag, Asher.

Take a shower, clean the sand out of your clit, and don't worry about what people say on the ****ing Interwebs.

Oh, and go ahead and report me to the Texas Human Rights Commission. Oh wait. We don't have one

I'm not doing it to be popular.

He's done this **** several times over the year. It was even worse last time, he was saying **** like I hacked FreeFireZone to spy on him in addition to stalking him. Of course, FFZ happens to be a public forum so I didn't hack it, I just signed in with my free account.

Now he's still accusing me of stalking him there. It's a matter of principle -- Ben constantly lies, and it's time someone teaches him that it's not right. When he's a few thousand dollars lighter in his pocket, he may think twice before lying again.

In the end, even in the unlikely event he successfully defends himself, he's going to have a big headache to deal with in defending himself. Either way, he should think twice in the future.

[Ben Kenobi]

Either way, he should think twice in the future.

I'm dying here. Dying.

Christ.

[David Floyd]

Seriously, it's the Internet. Who cares? I'm willing to stipulate that you're 100% right.

But you're still wrong, because it's the ****ing Internet. Who gives a ****?

[David Floyd]

BK,

I assume you will post updates of this complaint against you. I think you have to.