Ben Kenobi's essay contest!

[Al B. Sure!]

I got paid $10.71/hr I think for doing data entry. It was a really odd number instead of something simple like $10.50 or $10.75.

Getting bonuses made it a bit more worthwhile. It's amazing how on my second day on the job, I was breaking their productivity records and when it came for my first monthly review, they said they had never seen anyone put up my measurables (productivity, quality, etc.). It seems like there's a lot of retards doing data entry.

This was for Wachovia, by the way, before they starting to go under.

[Hauldren Collider]

I'm getting paid more than that to do computer programming on military UAVs and UUVs. Booyah.

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[Al B. Sure!]

Hopefully soon I'll get paid more than that for straight killing the enemies of freedom. Booyah, ooh-rah, yut yut!

[Wiglaf]

The military hires high school kids? I cannot believe this. Policy change is in order.

[Al B. Sure!]

I'm sure there are adults who should be doing that job.

[fetustoast]

Ben is gay.

If you agree with this, quote my post. Feel free to quote as many times as you want.

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[giblets]

Ben is gay.

If you agree with this, quote my post. Feel free to quote as many times as you want.

fetustoast

[Ben Kenobi]

Ben making $500/hr doing data entry.

You have a problem with reading comprehension? For writing, that's about my going rate. About a buck a word.

[Asher]

You have a problem with reading comprehension? For writing, that's about my going rate. About a buck a word.

$19 post, right there.

Nobody pays you for your writing. Stop lying.

I am a far better writer than you are and I don't even have an arts degree.

[RGBVideo]

hey BK, communism ended in 1991. world has moved on from the whole reagan vs the evil commie menace fantasy world. time to update your vocabulary.

[MrFun]

He has to have a vocabulary first, before he can update it.

[giblets]

$19 post, right there.

Nobody pays you for your writing. Stop lying.

I am a far better writer than you are and I don't even have an arts degree.

Ben's posting history on Apolyton must be worth millions of dollars.

[Ben Kenobi]

Nobody pays you for your writing. Stop lying.

Gee, guess who got paid again when the National Post reprinted his article.

I am a far better writer than you are and I don't even have an arts degree.

Oh really? Prove it and enter my contest.

[Ben Kenobi]

hey BK, communism ended in 1991. world has moved on from the whole reagan vs the evil commie menace fantasy world. time to update your vocabulary.

You know this, I know this, but do commies know this?

[Asher]

Gee, guess who got paid again when the National Post reprinted his article.

Are you talking about the ONE article you wrote four years ago where you were credited with the line "With notes from Sean Whatever"?

What a bigshot.

Oh really? Prove it and enter my contest.

I have nothing to prove to a simpleton like you. My writing has been submitted on this site 37,774 times under this login alone. If you want an example of my creative writing, take a pick from the list of DLs.