Prediction Thread: When Will Ukraine Conquer Russia

[Uncle Sparky]

I read that Kazakhstan won't recognize the results of the referendum.

[Geronimo]

I read that soldiers were going door to door to hand out and collect ballots in order to "maintain the security of the vote".

There seems to be some individual discretion on how the ballot box teams of soldiers do their jobs as well. In some areas they have the residents mark "yes" or "no" on a ballot and hand it to the soldiers to be counted (no folding allowed) while in other other cases the team of ballot box soldiers handle all of the ballot writing on the ballots themselves according to answers received from the residents to their verbal interrogations.

[Ming]

I hope the Republicans here don't start taking lessons from them to create new Voting Laws in Red states.

[pchang]

Let's just drop the pretense when it comes to Republicans and voting.

[PLATO]

I hope the Republicans here don't start taking lessons from them to create new Voting Laws in Red states.

Ohhhh! What an idea! hehehe

[Dauphin]

I think it's times like this that Putin would like to load an old save from February and try again.

[Ming]

I think it's times like this that Putin would like to load an old save from February and try again.

[BeBMan]

That save file is probably corrupted tho

[Uncle Sparky]

I think it's time for UK, France, and the US to each transfer Zelensky their nuclear codes...
Discuss.

[Serb]

[Serb]

You are a fkn suicide imbecile Sparky!

Really!!!

[Serb]

You have crossed the line with the North Pipes explosions.
That was an act of state terrorism and an act of war!

Now wait for a rethaliation and don't even dare to whine when it will happens!!!

A bunch of f*cking suicide idiots!

[PLATO]

Interestingly I agree. Two Russian warships and a submarine just happened to be the only warships in the vicinity. Surely their superior technology was able to locate the perpetrators?

[N35t0r]

You have crossed the line with the North Pipes explosions.
That was an act of state terrorism and an act of war!

Now wait for a rethaliation and don't even dare to whine when it will happens!!!

A bunch of f*cking suicide idiots!

That was very clearly you, dumbass.

Putin doesn't want anyone to get the idea that boffing him and retreating from Ukraine might mean reopening of gas exports and back to the usual corruption and graft, so he's putting a hard pause on the possibility (it seems that the elevated risks of very dangerous accidents that Russian oligarchs have had since February is no longer enough).

[EPW]

When are you heading to the Donbas Serb? Or did you manage to dodge the draft for now?

[N35t0r]

Either that, or Gazprom wants to default on the loans it took to build them because it can see that with Putin's stupid invasion, Europe will never buy enough gas in order for them to pay those back.

[Broken_Erika]

Looks like Lyman has been encircled.