Prediction Thread: When Will Ukraine Conquer Russia

[pchang]

Or substitute cheap tires and pocket the difference.

[BeBMan]

You don't bring a nuke to a gunfight. Seriously.

[PLATO]

Russians, whose nuclear forces are next generation and 97% new!

These are the weapons assembled by the guys who take the 12 Vodka lunches, right? They are supposed to be fired by the guys who drink jet fuel just for fun, right?

If this war has shown anything, it is the incompetence of the Russian military supply chain. Why should the nukes be any different. I bet half your missiles would blow up in their silos if you tried to fire them.

[PLATO]

Yeah, right!!!


You are threating and PR'ing to the World a single concept of any of your conventional military toys, but hide any info about inovations in nuclear forces!

You were farting into the pond so loud with your SDI, when it reality it was just a farse, but now keep being silent about any improvments of your modern nuclear missiles in time of conflict with Russia, except that you have finnaly abondoned floppy disks to launch your missiles (if it is true of course - that is a major upgrade, my ass!!! But the hardware is still the same - it is still the same piece of metal designed 70 years ago and build 50 years ago. You have no single bew design for your nuclear arms, except an upgrade for a freefall nuclear bombs and have a zero strategic missiles commissioned since Reagan!)

Understandable for someone who come from a country where "maintenance" is considered an opportunity to go grab another Vodka.

[PLATO]

You can't park a fission bomb in the basement and forget it about. There is constant scheduled maintenance including extremely messy and expensive core reprocessing. These missiles are NOT 50 years old. Unlike a ship of Theseus, or a classic car, the military constantly upgrades as it goes and you can rest assured real upgrades DO occur and the details do NOT reach the public.

The Y-12 plant in Oak Ridge is constantly busy machining nuclear cores. They are probably more up to date than Russia's are. Not to mention, who knows what level of corruption exists in the Russian supply chain there.

[Ming]

And again Serb... Just how is the short military exercise going? Over a year, and you still haven't achieved any where near your goals.
We can ALL see who is failing here. But that's ok, you can keep talking about how great your military is, even though it kind of sucks.

[Serb]

Yeah, right!!!


You are threating and PR'ing to the World a single concept of any of your conventional military toys, but hide any info about inovations in nuclear forces!

You were farting into the pond so loud with your SDI, when it reality it was just a farse, but now keep being silent about any improvments of your modern nuclear missiles in time of conflict with Russia, except that you have finnaly abondoned floppy disks to launch your missiles (if it is true of course - that is a major upgrade, my ass!!! But the hardware is still the same - it is still the same piece of metal designed 70 years ago and build 50 years ago. You have no single bew design for your nuclear arms, except an upgrade for a freefall nuclear bombs and have a zero strategic missiles commissioned since Reagan!)

[Geronimo]

It's still a 50+ year old rusty crap!
So, only insane idiots like Americans can threaten Russians, whose nuclear forces are next generation and 97% new!

You can't park a fission bomb in the basement and forget it about. There is constant scheduled maintenance including extremely messy and expensive core reprocessing. These missiles are NOT 50 years old. Unlike a ship of Theseus, or a classic car, the military constantly upgrades as it goes and you can rest assured real upgrades DO occur and the details do NOT reach the public.

[Geronimo]

What do you mean by a "little Ukraine", if you pump in your chest at every occassion that you supply them with military harware worth hundreds billions of USD?
And, if you really think that there are no NATO regular soldiers 9without their insignias) and Western bought mercenaries in Ukraine, then you are nothing, but American (which a synonimous for and "idiot' in a whole known universe).

Serb the number of NATO troops in Ukraine is tiny fraction of the number of Soviet troops that were in Korea during the Korean war or in Vietnam during the Vietnam war. NATO can almost get by just fine without a single deployment to Ukraine thanks to 8 waves of Ukrainian mobilization, large numbers of volunteers, and ample facilities to train them in nearby NATO countries.

I have no idea why, on the other hand, Russia kept getting caught with active duty soldiers and equipment on the wrong side of the frontier.

[Serb]

The US constantly re-evalutes those systems. The old floppy disk mediated SACCS system was finally abandoned in 2019. The replacement system is still wisely air-gapped and the replacement wisely prioritizes reliability and security over cutting edge performance gains.

It's still a 50+ year old rusty crap!
So, only insane idiots like Americans can threaten Russians, whose nuclear forces are next generation and 97% new!

[Serb]

We finally have a success story out of Russia's "Special Military Operation"!! Welcome to NATO Finland!

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65132527

Thanks to the 200,000 dead Russians who helped make this possible! Turns out your sacrifice wasn't for nothing afterall!

Keep fapping on your fairy tales.

[Serb]

Truth hurts?

[Serb]

Russia can't even defeat little Ukraine on their own. No NATO forces are fighting what so ever yet Russia is at a stand still and their "great offensive 2.0" has maybe moved the lines a km or two at the cost of tens of thousands of dead Russians.

What do you mean by a "little Ukraine", if you pump in your chest at every occassion that you supply them with military harware worth hundreds billions of USD?
And, if you really think that there are no NATO regular soldiers 9without their insignias) and Western bought mercenaries in Ukraine, then you are nothing, but American (which a synonimous for and "idiot' in a whole known universe).

[Serb]

Oh, you think you've made so funny comment about my ICD?
My heart is still beating, thanks to the implant, it is true.
But you are an assh0le and a brainless zombie, because you are like 95% of the "exceptional' Americans.

(32% of whom live beyond the line of poverty and would never get a heart a free heart implant in USA).

[Geronimo]

We'll see.




Your Minuteman-3 commissioned 50+ years ago and controlled by 8-inch floppy disks are in perfect condition now, as you can see!

The US constantly re-evalutes those systems. The old floppy disk mediated SACCS system was finally abandoned in 2019. The replacement system is still wisely air-gapped and the replacement wisely prioritizes reliability and security over cutting edge performance gains.