In Other News

[BeBMan]

Do we know if the folks working at Mar a Lago were chanting "Lock Him Up" when the FBI appeared?

In other funny news:

Trump Made It A Felony To Mishandle Classified Documents In 2018

The FBI search of the former president's Florida property was focused on mishandled presidential materials, according to reports.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-made-it-a-felony-to-mishandle-classified-documents-in-2018_n_62f3c2e9e4b0133dd5b4f229

Prophetic

[Uncle Sparky]

I hope its Julian Assange.

[Dauphin]

A lot of people are saying Jared or Melania, or somesuch, is the confidential informant. My outside bet is on it being Putin for ****s and giggles.

[Dauphin]

So the FBI planted the documents, but it's OK because Trump declassified them before he left office.

[Uncle Sparky]

Trump has now claimed he could not have taked classified or top secret documents, because, as president, he could declassify whatever he wanted.

This may actually be valid... the Supreme Court of Trump may need to rule.

[Proteus_MST]

Apparently in bob woodwards book trumpy told him that the us has a new weapons system that no one knows about...so its probably documents about that...

And maybe the keys for the gates of Area 51

[BeBMan]

So, did Trump not return the nuclear launch codes? Is that what was in his bigliest safe?

I think he also took nukes with him from the WH's strategic defence reserve

Fortunately the FBI came when he wasn't there

[EPW]

Apparently in bob woodwards book trumpy told him that the us has a new weapons system that no one knows about...so its probably documents about that...

[Dauphin]

So, did Trump not return the nuclear launch codes? Is that what was in his bigliest safe?

[My Wife Hates CIV]

look at the latest javelin variant. it is hard to really understand what you are looking at. that smoke screen tank is toast. it's the same javelin... just new code. nice!!!!

[Proteus_MST]

Someone hired a plane to fly over Mar-A-Lago with a "Ha Ha Ha"-Banner

https://twitter.com/BurrdDoh/status/1557563641465028608

[Uncle Sparky]

Donald the Fifth. (named for his favourite ammendment.)

[Uncle Sparky]

'But her e-mailes', he whined as they pulled out the extra small handcuffs.

[BeBMan]

The deep state makes law enforcement executing legal search warrants now!

And don't get me started on the Trump-appointed FBI chief

[Uncle Sparky]

[BREAKING] FBI is raiding Mar-a-Lago. Trump is still at large.