Thread for obviously newsworthy stuff

[Proteus_MST]

In an outburst of individualism and american freedom, Harley Davidson (who, after all, have the image of wildness and freedom) have decided to close one of their factories in the USA (resulting in the loss of 800 workplaces in Kansas and a net loss of 350 workplaces USA wide) and use the huge republican tax cut in order to buy back stocks

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/5/22/17350180/harley-davidson-tax-buyback-kansas-city-factory

[Broken_Erika]

New York parents sue 30-year-old son who refuses to move out

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44215648

[Kidlicious]

Guaranteed; Some moron will try to set one off in his arse in order to get more Youtube hits. Then the Darwin Awards will honor him as Chernobutt.

Nuke in ass challenge

[Proteus_MST]

Um.... We will use them against Nazis and communists but you will still call us Islamaphobic. You can't fool us.

Against communists (or generally everything that isd left of the GOP) maybe ... but against Nazis?
Come on, Trump wouldn't allow this

[Broken_Erika]

Guaranteed; Some moron will try to set one off in his arse in order to get more Youtube hits. Then the Darwin Awards will honor him as Chernobutt.

[Kidlicious]

Only if you use them exclusively for bombing islamists ... but I guess they will be used for lots of other fun, not aimed at islamists, school shootings, for example

Um.... We will use them against Nazis and communists but you will still call us Islamaphobic. You can't fool us.

[Uncle Sparky]

Typical American... doesn't even know his own Gods and Goddesses.

[Broken_Erika]

What does a soccer player need with a sacrifice?

The Godz of FIFA demand it!

[Proteus_MST]

Unfortunately liberals would start calling us Islamaphobic.

Only if you use them exclusively for bombing islamists ... but I guess they will be used for lots of other fun, not aimed at islamists, school shootings, for example

[Kidlicious]

Sure, but regular citizens would also have them, so even if the terrorist would dare to use them (with all these nuclear armed citizens around), the regular nuclear armed citizens could quickly retaliate

Unfortunately liberals would start calling us Islamaphobic.

[Lorizael]

What does a soccer player need with a sacrifice?

[Uncle Sparky]

The Goddess Pele demands the bravest, smartest man as a sacrifice - Send Trump to Pele!

[Proteus_MST]

That would be fun but terrorists might get them.

Sure, but regular citizens would also have them, so even if the terrorist would dare to use them (with all these nuclear armed citizens around), the regular nuclear armed citizens could quickly retaliate

[Kidlicious]

What if you would regulate the size of these nuclear bombs?
Say to a maximum of 0.01 kt (which would be the size of the ammu8nition of a nuclear M 29 Davy Crockett recoilless rifle for civilian sale.

This would decrease the chance that ysu all would die and you could still have individual fun with nuclear weapons (and especially, would be able to effectively protect yourself from the state and its army which, after all, is the reason for the 2nd amendment, according to some NRA followers).
Considering the costs of even these tiny nuclear weapons I am also sure that they wouldnt be too widespread, as only the richest 10-20 % of US society would be able to afford one (or more) of them

That would be fun but terrorists might get them.

[Dinner]

http://wnyt.com/news/gun-threat-mcdonalds-not-getting-food-fast-enough-central-avenue-albany/4915998/

A woman in Albany, N.Y. was upset that her drive through order was taking to long so she decided to whip out a handgun and threatened to kill the minimum wage workers. She ended up driving off without her order.

Anyone want to bet this genius was paying with an EBT card?