A Day Without Sharia

[Kidlicious]

I just thought of something horrible! Muslims don't eat pig, so all the time you aren't eating pig you're practicing Sharia! Kid is right, there is no escaping it ... except through cardiac arrest after eating bacon for 24 hours straight ...

Other than not eating pig, and this thread, I haven't had any Sharia so far this morning. Will keep you all posted as the day progresses.

You also have to pray 4 times a day and do all the other Muslim stuff.

[Aeson]

I take some small comfort that the little girl is saying no to beef, so maybe she is eating pork instead.

[Aeson]

You also have to pray 4 times a day and do all the other Muslim stuff.

I am currently facing towards Mecca and do so many times a day! This is worse than I thought!

[Kidlicious]

I take some small comfort that the little girl is saying no to beef, so maybe she is eating pork instead.

Statues of people eating pork aren't allowed according to Sharia.

[Egbert]

I take some small comfort that the little girl is saying no to beef, so maybe she is eating pork instead.

She may be a vegetarian activist.

[Broken_Erika]

I'm pretty sure that statues aren't allowed period according to Sharia, statues are idolatry. Plus i made it through the day without sharia, but i did hear Shakira on the radio......

[Kidlicious]

I'm pretty sure that statues aren't allowed period according to Sharia, statues are idolatry. Plus i made it through the day without sharia, but i did hear Shakira on the radio......

She's eating bacon though.

[Aeson]

Statues of people eating pork aren't allowed according to Sharia.

So you should be thankful for the little girl statue saving us from Sharia.

[Aeson]

I took a nap, I'm pretty sure that counts as more Sharia.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3183634/

[Aeson]

Maybe if I take another nap it will become sloth and so not be Sharia?

[Berzerker]

Paul was beheaded you morons.

his kind words for the Romans fell on deaf ears...

why did Jesus ask God to forgive his executioners if they had God's authority to rule?

[Proteus_MST]

Statues of people eating pork aren't allowed according to Sharia.

Are statues of people doing Sharia-things allowed according to Sharia?

[Aeson]

I did not take another nap yet, and actually did some work ... so I guess it was Sharia after all.

I also didn't have pork for lunch. Again ... Sharia.

[BeBMan]

Sharia is the Matrix

[Aeson]

I worked on my taxes today. It was all I could do to hold off on issuing a Fatwa on the IRS.