Fake News Reporting Thread

[Kidlicious]

I don't think Giuliani was taken on for being a good lawyer. I think he was hired to talk to the media. But people are saying that he says stupid things, and the president listens to some of those people.

[rah]

Of course he will eventually fire him. That's what Trump does.

[Proteus_MST]

This is interesting ... it is about the Pruitt scandals and how much of the scandal you might have noticed if you are a true Trumpist and only watch Fox-News:
https://www.vox.com/2018/6/8/1744131...s-scandal-data

It is quite shocking ... despite Pruitt also being under criticism by other republicans in the government, there is minimal to none coverage of Pruitt by Fox-News.



Especially Sean Hannity, Trumps mouthpiece, doesn't cover Pruitt at all (well, no surprise I guess, considering that Trump sees Pruitt as very useful and therefore wouldn't want his followers to know about the scandals in which Pruitt is involved)

[Kidlicious]

Hannity isn't news. Everyone knows that.

[-Jrabbit]

New Mueller indictments today re witness tampering and obstruction: Manafort and Moscow-based Konstantin Kilimnik.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/06/08/mueller-files-new-charges-against-manafort-associate.html

[Broken_Erika]

A Beautiful Reunion: This High School Football Player Got The Surprise Of A Lifetime When He Removed His Helmet To Reveal That He Was His Father Who Had Been Fighting In Afghanistan For The Past 2 Years

Heartbreaking: This Guy’s Uncle Is Racist But Not Quite Racist Enough For Him To Get Any Viral Content Out Of It

Go Green! This Vegan Substitute For Human Meat Has All The Great Taste Without The Carbon Footprint

Heartwarming: When This Kid Was Eating Lunch Alone, His Classmates Summoned The Devil To Sit With Him

Incredible Realism: The Campaign In The Next ‘Call Of Duty’ Will Begin At Your Avatar’s High School Cafeteria When He’s Being Tricked Into Joining The Military By A Recruiter

Han Solo Met Chewbacca After Clubbing Chewie’s Parents To Death And Stealing Him As A Cub: Everything You Need To Know About ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’

[Broken_Erika]

Here Are 8 Little Things You Can Do Every Day To Help Dolphins Go Extinct

Presidential Temper Tantrum: After His Classmates Spilled Pigs’ Blood On Him At Prom, Trump Totally Overreacted By Using His Psychic Powers To Massacre The Whole School [CORRECTION: The Person That Used Their Psychic Powers To Massacre A School Was Carrie, Not Donald Trump]

I Only Invaded Iraq To Impress Slenderman (By George W. Bush)

Time To Backtrack: Researchers At Berkeley Have Discovered That Feeding A Gallon Of OxiClean To A Pelican Will Cause It To Explode, But Completely Lost Track Of What They Were Initially Researching To Get To That

[Broken_Erika]

Trump Touts Success Of Singapore Summit After Securing $10 Billion Trade Deal To Sell Nuclear Warheads To North Korea

Justify Wakes Up Next To Decapitated Head Of Prized Jockey After Refusing To Throw Triple Crown

World Leaders Hope Singapore Summit Will Lead To North Korea Becoming Normal Impoverished Country They Don’t Have To Think About

[Dinner]

I suppose it is news worthy that Apolyton has been down for much of the day.

[Broken_Erika]

That's cause the other sites on the server keep eating all the bandwidth, or the server has issues, or something........

[self biased]

I suppose it is news worthy that Apolyton has been down for much of the day.

FAKE NEWS! WHAT ABOUT HILLARY'S EMAILS? #BENGHAZIGATE

[Broken_Erika]

FAKE NEWS! WHAT ABOUT HILLARY'S EMAILS? #BENGHAZIGATE

Don't you realize? Apolyton has become unstable because Mr.Banghazi has been sabotaging it using Hillary's Emails as part of a devious plan to take over the world!

[Berzerker]

I watched the Belmont Stakes, Justify had the luxury of the 1 slot... But Gronkowski - yes, Rob Gronkowski was part owner - was trailing the pack leaving the gate and finished 2nd... Had the horse gotten a better start it would have trounced Justify

[Wezil]

I remember as a child being taken to a "horse race". I had visions of Kentucky Derby type stuff... So imagine my disappointment when we arrived and it was harness racing.

So sad. [/Trump]

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

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