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  • #46
    What's the company policy with regard to pooping on the clock?
    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
    [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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    • #47
      Originally posted by rah View Post
      Posted by probably the lowest paid non-student on the whole site.


      So true. But I think he might get a free room next to the church he attends.
      For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Dauphin View Post
        I may be available to investigate you for fraud and money laundering when the time comes, or to investigate your sub-ordinates who defraud and money launder that money from you.
        Ever consider work in the private sector?
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by giblets View Post
          Were you high when you made this thread?
          i can't remember
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #50
            executive recruiting is also a thing I do

            anyone with director level or VP experience should contact me

            one of my clients is completing their assessment of needs next month

            medical/laboratory testing and services... and IT service related to that industry

            do you like the south?
            Last edited by Sava; September 9, 2016, 11:30. Reason: added location if that helps
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by self biased View Post
              What's the company policy with regard to pooping on the clock?
              excellent question

              the clock is always on around here

              but don't let that scare you, work is life, life is fun

              i got six jobs, i don't get tired

              poop happens regularly

              i would encourage it when needed

              one day, our poop will make us money
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #52
                panasonic is a good buy under 1000
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #53
                  Are you still talking about poop?
                  Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #54
                    depends on the price
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Sava View Post
                      Ever consider work in the private sector?
                      I am private sector. Banks pay a lot of money for this stuff.
                      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                      • #56
                        We're starting a bank.
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Sava View Post
                          We're starting a bank.
                          Sperm?
                          One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                          • #58
                            Posted by probably the lowest paid non-student on the whole site.
                            Why would I quit my job that I actually like, that allows me to live in Texas, to go help Sava grow Pot? In Chicago? Like I said, he couldn't afford me.
                            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                            2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                              Why would I quit my job that I actually like, that allows me to live in Texas, to go help Sava grow Pot? In Chicago? Like I said, he couldn't afford me.
                              Since you probably make a dollar over the federal minimum wage and get free housing from the church, not tempted lol?
                              For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                              • #60
                                Since you probably make a dollar over the federal minimum wage and get free housing from the church, not tempted lol?
                                I sincerely doubt that he'd pay me six figures.
                                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                                "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                                2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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