Considering getting a bow hunting license

[loinburger]

I've been watching The Incredible Dr. Pol, and with that knowledge in mind I don't think there'd be much point in ****ing a cow - their vaginas are gargantuan. Like throwing a hot dog through a hole a hundred times larger than a hot dog (I am not good at metaphors)

[Sava]

plus you'd need to stand on a stool or something

[rah]

Isn't that why sheep are so popular? Of course there are more informed people at this site that can be asked.

[Sava]

welsh

[Elok]

Is it too late to suggest Kitty get a repeating crossbow? Or make one, if nobody sells them?

[Ben Kenobi]

In the long term they're better for post-apocalyptic survival, since you can reuse the arrows or create replacements. You've just got to survive for the first few decades after the apocalypse while everybody else uses up their gun ammunition.

Unlikely for a couple of practical reasons. One - it's quite difficult to be a fletcher. Two, buying a lifetime supply of ammunition is really not that difficult to do. Even if you went hunting every day, lifetime supply of ammo would be about 2k.

[N35t0r]

Standard practise to check if a cow is pregnant is to stick your hand up their ass and feel for the uterus, to see if it's swelling.

[Hauldren Collider]

That sounds pleasant.

[rah]

Ben uses his head for that.

[N35t0r]

That sounds pleasant.

It's warm and soft. It sounds worse than it is.

[Sava]

you have done this before?

[N35t0r]

Yes. My uncle has a farm up north, and I used to go there for my holidays.

[Sava]

[Bereta_Eder]

[N35t0r]

It was very fun. I used to do all sorts of things, from going around with the gauchos all day to working at the dairy.