Considering getting a bow hunting license

[loinburger]

That's boring

[Sava]

i don't disagree

[loinburger]

Sava's Journal, Day 1283 after The Event

Shot a squirrel and ate it, was going to cook it first but meh it takes friggin forever to light a fire. Gathered and ate some leaves to get some fiber in my diet. Some cannibals stopped by and wanted to eat me or whatever, but I gayed them out too much and they went away. Took a nap.

[Sava]

i'm just lazy

you know what's better than going outside and shooting cannibals?

Spoiler:

not going outside

[loinburger]

Sava's Journal, Day 2713 after The Event

How long has it been since I have been outside? I have lost count and can't be arsed to look through my journal to find out. But I will never forget the menacing look that deer gave me the last time I left this cabin - it was all like "what the ****, dude?" What the **** indeed

[Sava]

we get deer sometimes

they just chill in the backyard and run away when I yell at them

[Sava]

HEY DEEEER

[Sava]

I do the same to cows when I drive into uncivilized areas

[Sava]

of this great nation

[Sava]

from sea to shinning seea

[Sava]

mmmMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm

[N35t0r]

Cows are total ****ers.

[Sava]

why do you say that?

[rah]

I hope it's not from experience

[Sava]

a total **** is better than a half **** though, right?

i mean, even if it's from a cow