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[regexcellent]

on your profile:

"Drugs: Never"

[Sava]

Still illegal, federally--you can still get nailed.

You're not in a good location for straw purchases. In Illinois don't you need a special firearms owner ID card and **** to buy guns?

Indiana is a quick trip east. We would get fireworks.

Though, I didn't make the journey most of the time.

My friend was a distributor of mine for a while. We worked at the same place.

His cousin would bring back quarter sticks. We went on quite a mailbox rampage.

[Sava]

on your profile:

"Drugs: Never"

Indeed. There are varying definitions. I'm happy with considering drugs to be things much stronger than marijuana.

[Sava]

a lot of my investment funds came from a former employer

certain fast food places rely on outdated computer systems... or did...

as an ass man(ager), I was responsible for balancing the till

if some orders didn't make it to the system, they didn't need to be accounted for

large companies have quite the tolerance for inventory discrepencies

knowing these tolerances can be helpful

to a lesser extent... customers sometimes fail to properly fill out their credit card receipts... who remembers if they tipped a driver using cash or if they wrote the amount on the slip

also, if they order a lot of toppings, coupons can be helpful

small savings add up

or so... I've heard

[regexcellent]

Sava, interesting point about long profiles:

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/we-experiment-on-human-beings/

Apparently the text in your profile accounts for less than 10% of your match success on average.

edit: actually, I should clarify: it has minimal impact on the rating people assign to your profile. It might have an effect on your match success but it's likely minimal. That's probably more true for women than men though.

[Sava]

oddly enough, I got fired from that job because my incompetent store manager failed to schedule a manager to work on a particular sunday

sunday is the lord's day and I never work... never did

she penciled my name into the schedule

someone needed to be fired for the store being closed during that day

i was the lowest ranking manager

she screwed me


probably for the best, anyways... i wouldn't have met my good friend at the other store

[Sava]

Sava, interesting point about long profiles:

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/we-experiment-on-human-beings/

Apparently the text in your profile accounts for less than 10% of your match success on average.

It's hard to say if profile length really matters at all.

Remember, I'm not seeking the entirety of the people in such surveys/experiments.

I want smart. I want attractive. I want "sex positive".

anecdotally, i tend to have greater success the more I write

[regexcellent]

What do you typically put in messages?

[Sava]

What do you typically put in messages?

It depends.

The nice woman I spoke with at length tonight had a particularly high enemy rating. She's quite attractive. I figured, nothing to lose.

Our enemy rating is so high, I had to message you. Though, I didn't put much thought into this beyond, "Hey, the internet thinks we hate each other"

That's it. Short and sweet. Upon getting the message, she saw my profile

her response:

You wrote enough for a lifetime !!! Or perhaps 5 lifetimes !!!!

I jumped through lot of it, but I made it to the end, I had to send a message after that, how could I not.

Sold!

[Sava]

Confidence is huge. That's why I put so much effort into workouts. Boom, goal accomplished. I just ****ing lifted 300 goddam pounds.

Sure, bodybuilders do more. But I am stronger than 95% of the guys going into the gym. Even the roid rage bodybuilding forum douchebags can barely compete with me. Though, on a serious note, everyone's body is different. I'm luckily to be built the way I am.

I think if you pick something you are awesome at, develop it to the extreme... you'll stand out. Be exceptional at something. Own it. Walk like your dick is ten feet long.

Success!

[Sava]

Also, have a positive attitude. Be positive about everything.

Show self awareness. Use self-deprecating humor. Be exceptional, but then play it like you don't give a ****

[Sava]

I gotta sleep at some point... grrrr

I'm way too pumped up right now. Nothing like a little female attention

[Sava]

with women... know your target/audience

I always pick hotties to message. Yes, they get bombarded with messages. But usually, from dimwits.

Pay attention to the pics. Are they mostly selfies? Are they from angles above them? how do they describe their body? if they look good but say "average"... combined with the other factors... boom, self-esteem issue

Show them some polite TLC, they'll melt in your arms. It doesn't matter if you say you only do anal sex and think condoms are the devil. They'll think you are joking, but will think about what your **** feels like. Be nice. Be patient. Be kind.

This is not a 100% strategy. It's about quantity. You are shooting buckshot. Keep firing, you'll get a hit.

But... I think you have different goals than I do. So most of my advice might not apply.

Don't worry about your height either. Yes, it might detract from your overall attractiveness. So overcompensate. Do it. Why not? They know you are doing it. Everyone does. But it works enough for it to be to your benefit. Tonight, all I heard was "oh I think it's awesome you are goal oriented"

I told her a lot of things about business I wouldn't normally discuss.

She's in finance. She's crooked enough to work in that industry. If anything, she loved my entrepreneurial spirit.

[Ben Kenobi]

Interesting, Sava would be my mortal business enemy. Caught more than one manager with his hand in the till. Used to do travelling inventory for owners who were suspicious. One guy was an idiot - pulled me out for a lunch hour from my count and added his own count. He didn't think I'd already recorded my changes in a separate file that he didn't know about.

[Sava]

Interesting, Sava would be my mortal business enemy. Caught more than one manager with his hand in the till. Used to do travelling inventory for owners who were suspicious. One guy was an idiot - pulled me out for a lunch hour from my count and added his own count. He didn't think I'd already recorded my changes in a separate file that he didn't know about.

I would've either bribed you or have someone break your leg.

but not anymore... i deplore violence.

also, this is fakkkkkke