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[Ben Kenobi]

I think it's funny that the same morals contract I had to sign has us end up in the same place.

[Sava]

The trick is... become friends with someone who runs a cash business (like a pizza place)

When you have enough money to offset their fear of risk... make an offer

I don't think I could do such a thing anymore. My primary distributors were college kids. I'd need to meet some younger people in order for that to happen again.

[Sava]

Getting a real job might help a lot in your dating.

Jobs are for drones and morons.

In any organization, I'm instantly the smartest person there. I can't work for stupid. I won't.

[Sava]

Besides, I've secured benefits, live rent free, and have enough discretionary funds to fuck around with

why should I change that?

Being in good shape and having a sense of humor helps with dating more than a job does

[Sava]

BUT HIS IS A HOAX BECAUSE I"M PLAYING AN INTERNET PERSONALITY AND IN NO WAY PARTICIPATE IN ANY CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES

[Sava]

I've messaged four women. All quite attractive... I've received replies from two. The last one, I just chatted with for 2.5 hours.

I"M BACK BABY

[regexcellent]

Wait, do you still run a, er, cash-only business or are you "retired" from that?

[Ben Kenobi]

Sava - here's the problem. You're so smart and yet you're willing to sacrifice your end goal (*****), for secondary goals (freedom).

[Sava]

new profile http://www.okcupid.com/profile/sleep_sheep

2800ish words

Prove to women you have a brain and can write.

Act a fool. Be self-aware enough to tell them you are acting a fool.

Be fit enough to **** their brains out. Let them know you are fit enough to **** their brains out.

Look for smart, attractive women.

Panties will drop.

[Sava]

Sava - here's the problem. You're so smart and yet you're willing to sacrifice your end goal (*****), for secondary goals (freedom).

If I want serious, legitimate cash... I'll move my ass out to Colorado.

[Sava]

Wait, do you still run a, er, cash-only business or are you "retired" from that?

I currently have zero clients.

This is purely a fantasy of mine

Forgive the cryptic posts. My local friendly regulators are smart. They wouldn't want to storm a house with young children on the rantings of a self-professed crazy person (with a long and well documented history of mental illness... currently receiving disability).

Not that I invite such action.

It's just not worth it. Plus, I'm harmless.

At most, they'd find a long deceased relic of a once great civilization

also, my mom is perhaps soon to be an elite member of a fortune 500 company, assuming things go well

we have the resources to mount an effective defense and counter-suit... also, connections strong enough to dissuade any would be investigators


elitism

[Ben Kenobi]

If I want serious, legitimate cash... I'll move my ass out to Colorado.

So why don't you? Seriously, sava, you can scrape together what you've got which is enough to live off of, or you can think a bit bigger than this. You really think you couldn't get ***** to follow you?

[Sava]

Did I tell you about the time I ran an international arms smuggling operation?

a friend of mine would make straw purchases

we sold to his cousin
who would move south once every few months

I'm not a big fan of guns, so we stopped

[regexcellent]

If I want serious, legitimate cash... I'll move my ass out to Colorado.

Still illegal, federally--you can still get nailed.

You're not in a good location for straw purchases. In Illinois don't you need a special firearms owner ID card and **** to buy guns?

[Sava]

So why don't you? Seriously, sava, you can scrape together what you've got which is enough to live off of, or you can think a bit bigger than this. You really think you couldn't get ***** to follow you?

I'm content where I am. Plus, the regulatory environment in the state of Illinois may change... is changing.

The current system is basically pay to play. There's about $2 million in fees you need in order to get anywhere near proper licensing

My brain doc is a very enterprising individual. He has the necessary medical credentials. However, I've not yet brought the matter up with him.