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[molly bloom]

I'm pooping now.

Tee Emm

[Bereta_Eder]

if you put vanilla in the smoothie it gets even better!(tip learned by TMM)

[Sava]

not with the particular flavor profile I'm going for...

but yes, vanilla is good in smoothies

[Sava]

I'm resuming my search for a woman.

[Nikolai]

But you saying female like that makes me think of Speer. Please don't.

[Sava]

fixed

[DaShi]

I'm resuming my search for a female.

What happened to the other one? Puffy vagina?

[Sava]

What happened to the other one? Puffy vagina?

My initial assessment was "You are a single mom. This may not work". That turned out to be true.

[Sava]

omigosh

I am currently messaging with an absolutely gorgeous and intelligent woman...

I can't tell if she likes me.

I've only answered 18 questions. We're 74% enemies. I mostly just answered with my penis. She doesn't seem repulsed at my overt displays of sexuality.

[Sava]

I can't hide being a super horny bastard, so this time, I'm just going to roll with it. I figure, I'm probably good looking enough to get away with it... as long as I'm respectful about it.

[regexcellent]

Didn't go well with the other lady I take it?

[Sava]

It went great. We were on course to be banging by this weekend. However, she's a very "legitimate" person. It wasn't going to work.

Things are generally good as long as women don't ask where I get my money.

[Ben Kenobi]

Yeah, Sava would rather cultivate pot than get laid.

[Sava]

I GOTTA EAT, *****

and I'm not going to go work like some chump

that's for poor people

[regexcellent]

Getting a real job might help a lot in your dating.