Jack's late night munchie meal. THE best fast food deal or just one of the best fast food deals?

[Hauldren Collider]

I mean, jesus christ. Have you ever seen someone get offended before at the accusation that they went to a chain restaurant?

[Lorizael]

This is for you:

http://www.soylent.me/

Apparently it's not made of people.

[Ben Kenobi]

Your patronizing is irritating and frankly probably has an underlying racist root. You are awfully quick to bring up your experiences with ethnic minorities, even though they are of the patronizing outsider variety and smack of trying to compensate for something

People are only just now noticing? I've said this for years..

[Ben Kenobi]

Actually, I have an uncle like him. The pretentiousness of Austin was a magnificent fit for him on his visit here.

[The Mad Monk]

I am, right now, eating an Ultimate Cheeseburger.

I will name the coronary after you.

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****. **** **** **** **** ****ITY ****

So, today I am in New York City on business, Manhattan specifically, and decided to meet up with a friend from school who's working here this summer. I am at 56th Street so he comes up on the subway from his office in Lower Manhattan. We start walking around looking for a restaurant, he asks me if I want Thai or Indian or other funny furriner foods and I emphatically tell him no, let's go to a god damn red-blooded American steakhouse.

So we walk around for a bit on 7th Avenue and find a steakhouse. It's serving things like NY strip steaks so we figure this is sort of the price class we want. It's not until we sit down and and the waiter comes up to us, wearing a tux, that it dawns on us...oh ****. This restaurant is SERIOUSLY upscale. He hands us the menu. It is $50 for aforementioned strip steak. Holy ****. That is literally 10x my usual price point. And it's the cheapest thing on the menu.

That wasn't the worst part honestly, it was 9pm and we were both starving and I'm making mad overtime on this trip so whatever. The worst part is, every patron was dressed nicely, except for us obvious college students in T-shirts and shorts. So we're feeling very awkward the whole time, talking shop about computer stuff while people are giving us weird glances for wearing bright orange RIT t-shirts. I felt very relieved when 2/3rds of the way through the meal I finally saw someone else wearing shorts, although he had a shirt with a collar on so he was still better dressed than me.

Anyway, god damn **** is expensive in Manhattan and next time I'm just going to ****ing Sbarro's.

[Dinner]

I am, right now, eating an Ultimate Cheeseburger.

I will name the coronary after you.

You're a good man, TMM. Don't let anyone ever tell you other wise.

[Felch]

Anyway, god damn **** is expensive in Manhattan and next time I'm just going to ****ing Sbarro's.

NYC is retarded. Everything is expensive, there are cops everywhere, and it's a giant target for nukes.

Same reason I avoid DC as much as possible. When the **** hits the fan, I want to be upwind of the mushroom clouds.

[Imran Siddiqui]

****. **** **** **** **** ****ITY ****

So, today I am in New York City on business, Manhattan specifically, and decided to meet up with a friend from school who's working here this summer. I am at 56th Street so he comes up on the subway from his office in Lower Manhattan. We start walking around looking for a restaurant, he asks me if I want Thai or Indian or other funny furriner foods and I emphatically tell him no, let's go to a god damn red-blooded American steakhouse.

So we walk around for a bit on 7th Avenue and find a steakhouse. It's serving things like NY strip steaks so we figure this is sort of the price class we want. It's not until we sit down and and the waiter comes up to us, wearing a tux, that it dawns on us...oh ****. This restaurant is SERIOUSLY upscale. He hands us the menu. It is $50 for aforementioned strip steak. Holy ****. That is literally 10x my usual price point. And it's the cheapest thing on the menu.

That wasn't the worst part honestly, it was 9pm and we were both starving and I'm making mad overtime on this trip so whatever. The worst part is, every patron was dressed nicely, except for us obvious college students in T-shirts and shorts. So we're feeling very awkward the whole time, talking shop about computer stuff while people are giving us weird glances for wearing bright orange RIT t-shirts. I felt very relieved when 2/3rds of the way through the meal I finally saw someone else wearing shorts, although he had a shirt with a collar on so he was still better dressed than me.

Anyway, god damn **** is expensive in Manhattan and next time I'm just going to ****ing Sbarro's.

This post is as annoying as molly's on this thread.

Just go to Thai or Indian next time, you loser.

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NO I LIKE BORNG FOOD!!!!

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This post is as annoying as molly's on this thread.

Just go to Thai or Indian next time, you loser.

Shut up I'm trying to give TMM an aneurism. Or possibly MRT. Or both.

The real reason we didn't eat Thai or Indian is I don't like spicy food. Judge away.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Wuss and a loser.

[The Mad Monk]

Shut up I'm trying to give TMM an aneurism.

Unlikely, when I'm in easy driving distance of the Hereford House and the Gaslight Grill..

[Uncle Sparky]

Sorry molly, but your thread****ting deserved to get smacked down.

BK & HC thanked you for your post... you should probably admit you're doucheness and apologize to Molly.

[Dinner]

God damn it! I just found a mouse in my house. That's some nasty **** as rodents spread disease. He ran behind a cheap shelving stand I bought at Walmart and I think I just crushed him to death as the distance between the wall and the unit was small. The back of the unit was made up of cheap ass press board so, as I was pushing the unit against the wall, I saw him squirming by pushing against the unit's press board and decided to keep bashing him with my fist until he stopped moving (I hit the press board and he was behind the press board stuck against the wall). I don't want to hit him harder for fear of breaking a hole in the wall. If the bastard is still alive then I guess he deserves to live because I whopped the **** out of him.