Jack's late night munchie meal. THE best fast food deal or just one of the best fast food deals?

[Dinner]

My dog was completely useless as he just laid on the bed and loudly farted while I did the hard mouse killing work. ****ing dog.

[Dinner]

My fist hurts from punching the mouse to death. Assuming it is dead, I don't know, I think I will leave it there for a while before moving the furniture. Hopefully, I will find his crushed little corpse.

[Dinner]

Shut up I'm trying to give TMM an aneurism. Or possibly MRT. Or both.

The real reason we didn't eat Thai or Indian is I don't like spicy food. Judge away.

Wuss and loser, in deed.

[Dinner]

****. **** **** **** **** ****ITY ****

So, today I am in New York City on business, Manhattan specifically, and decided to meet up with a friend from school who's working here this summer. I am at 56th Street so he comes up on the subway from his office in Lower Manhattan. We start walking around looking for a restaurant, he asks me if I want Thai or Indian or other funny furriner foods and I emphatically tell him no, let's go to a god damn red-blooded American steakhouse.

You can do worse than going to Peter Luger's.

[Felch]

The real reason we didn't eat Thai or Indian is I don't like spicy food. Judge away.

Spicy food puts hair on your chest. And it makes your dick hard. Or at least, it makes my dick hard.

Seriously, what kind of ***** doesn't like spicy food? No meal is complete without (at a minimum) crushed red pepper.

Only spicy things I don't like are the dried chilies that come in Chinese food. They throw the texture off.

[Sava]

ETHNICALLY DELICIOUS!

disapproved lucky charms slogan

[Sava]

NYC is retarded. Everything is expensive, there are cops everywhere, and it's a giant target for nukes.

Same reason I avoid DC as much as possible. When the **** hits the fan, I want to be upwind of the mushroom clouds.

Wow. I dislike living in the city for the same reasons.

[Sava]

Also, reg is like 135 pounds. There's nothing wrong with that, obviously. But it kind of makes his opinions of food irrelevant. Reg is about as much a food expert as BK is a sex-with-women expert.

Again, I'm not making moral judgments. It's a case of expertise.

I also have a rule about fatness and food: Never trust a skinny cook.

[AAAAAAAAH!]

Some people really don't put on weight though.

[Sava]

Agree. There are also fat people with no taste.

[Lorizael]

Guys, remember that reg is only like 15 or 16. He's still got a teen's metabolism and probably eats several truckloads of spam per day.

[Sava]

I was 85 pounds in 7th grade... 190 pounds in 9th grade. The whole "teen metabolism" thing is a myth.

[regexcellent]

Guys, remember that reg is only like 15 or 16. He's still got a teen's metabolism and probably eats several truckloads of spam per day.

I'm 21 thank you very much but the teen metabolism thing is true. I'm currently going through four slices of dollar-a-slice pizza for lunch. I am forced to admit that Manhattan does have some redeeming features.

[Sava]

Sounds more like hyperthyroidism to me. Ever had TSH levels done?

[regexcellent]

Yeah, my mom had thyroid issues so they obviously checked mine out a few times to make sure it wasn't congenital.