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  • #2236
    Basically. They also don't turn off the lights, leave **** lying all over the place, keep the toilet lid up, and inexplicably move my bathroom stuff around. Pretty sure they're college freshmen who're living away from mommy and daddy for the first time.
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    • #2237
      Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
      Basically. They also don't turn off the lights, leave **** lying all over the place, keep the toilet lid up, and inexplicably move my bathroom stuff around. Pretty sure they're college freshmen who're living away from mommy and daddy for the first time.


      and it seems mommy and daddy did a **** job raising them
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #2238
        There's a study session tonight for Monday's linguistics midterm. Should I go and pretend to need help so that I have a chance to talk with the chick I'm stalking wooing?
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        • #2239
          when's the last time you saw her?
          when's the next time you will see her?
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #2240
            Today at 3.
            Friday at 11.
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            • #2241
              You should go and pretend to be there to help people so that they don't think you're there to talk with the chick you are wooing stalking.
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              • #2242
                Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                Today at 3.
                Friday at 11.
                How much one on one time have you spent with her?
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #2243
                  Originally posted by ColdWizard View Post
                  You should go and pretend to be there to help people so that they don't think you're there to talk with the chick you are wooing stalking.
                  That would be exceedingly uncharacteristic of me.
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                  • #2244
                    Originally posted by Sava View Post
                    How much one on one time have you spent with her?
                    Almost precisely five minutes.
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                    • #2245
                      Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                      That would be exceedingly uncharacteristic of me.
                      But plausible if you're trying to enter a new phase of growth and improvement as an individual. One where you acknowledge that your superior intellect has value and you wish to let your knowledge gush forward for the benefit of others. Where others is the chick you are stalking wooing.
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                      • #2246
                        Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                        Almost precisely five minutes.
                        ah okay
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #2247
                          Glad I could help.
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                          • #2248
                            well i had some advice

                            but it was for a slightly different scenario

                            i may have some more

                            but be patient

                            can't rush true genius
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #2249
                              Well, I'm just leaving work now, and I've got a lot of homework to do tonight, so I'm gonna stick to the original plan and not do anything tonight. Phase 4 begins at 11:50 on Friday.
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                              • #2250
                                Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                                Phase 4 begins at 11:50 on Friday.
                                am or pm?
                                To us, it is the BEAST.

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