A Bruno Mars is a traditional Swiss baked good. To make one you'll need a few basic ingredients:
Directions:
- 1/2 cupwhite sugar
- 4 cupsall-purpose flour
- 2 teaspoonsbaking powder
- 3/4 teaspoonsalt
- 1 pound butter
- 2 eggs
- 1 package (1/4 oz) of active dry yeast
Directions:
- Start with the pound of butter. Roll it in the sugar. Set this aside.
- Take the baking powder and mix it with the yeast, salt, and flour. Throw that mess away.
- Leave the eggs outside for several weeks until they are thoroughly rotten. Throw them at cars.
- Take the sugared butter, and mash it into your face.
- Go to your local baker and purchase a Bruno Mars.
- Lie to your friends and family, telling them that you made the Bruno Mars yourself.
- Enjoy!
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