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I think my dad forwarded this to me in an email in 1998.Tutto nel mondo è burla -
Sounds about right. I remember a kid in first grade repeating this joke to me. I don't think he really understood it, but since it concluded with "women are evil", he considered it the most hysterical joke he'd ever heard.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Clearly sava is a time traveller from the eighties who crashed his delorean in the future.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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I didn't know the product of time and money was women.
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Not dating yet, huh?Originally posted by Ban Kenobi View PostI didn't know the product of time and money was women.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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A popular joke at CMU at the moment is "Having a girlfriend at CMU is like a 12-unit course, and I can't afford to overload. Also, the lab fees are ridiculous."
(Note that I didn't say it was a good joke, just that it was popular.)If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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If you have the right woman, she's not expensive or time-consuming. The time you spend with her is gratifying
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Oh look here's Alby talking like he's a ****ing expertComment
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If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Congrats to Albie on getting some. Seems the Marines have done him a world of good. Now we just need to get him over his fear of dogs.......“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
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I think you're somewhat mixing up the causation...the whole reason he was a ****up in the first place was because he kept trying and failing to get in. If he'd just stuck with a job instead of trying to be a weekend warrior, he'd be where he is now five+ years ago. Still, at least he seems to have it together, finally.Originally posted by pchang View PostIf there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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if you don't spend money or time with your girl and she doesn't complain, she's cheating on youOriginally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostIf you have the right woman, she's not expensive or time-consuming. The time you spend with her is gratifyingTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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