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"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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If he'd just stuck with a job instead of trying to be a weekend warrior, he'd be where he is now five+ years ago. Still, at least he seems to have it together, finally.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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I couldn't live with myself if I was nothing more than a bored cog in the ho hum corporate machine.
I'm a member of a brotherhood now, a brotherhood steeped in 238 years of tradition. We had a ball here in Philadelphia a month ago and coming out walking across Broad Street, I saw a young man, otherwise indistinguishable from any other young man save for his haircut, who hollered 'oh rah, Marine!'. Helped out the OSO doing recruiting duty and had old Vietnam vets approach, their eyes lighting up, and come to talk to us.
As a lieutenant, I have the power to make the difference in the lives of young Americans in ways I could never do otherwise. I have the power to guide and better these 18 year old privates and PFC's who often come from nothing to little and only desire to do something meaningful. It is an honor and a privilege to be a Marine and a leader of Marines.
I am doing something that those who believe human lives are solely measured in the goods and services we produce and consume will never have the honor or pleasure to do. Of course they think there's something wrong with it. They only know the soul-quenching corporate grind; they do not know honor, courage, and commitment or what it means to serve."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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I'm wondering when it will finally dawn on Alby that the US Marine Corps is actually a chicken**** hurry up and wait organization staffed by immature 18 year olds. Maybe when his whole ****ing battalion gets put on lockdown for three days when the BCG goes missing from an M16 and then it turns out the damn thing was in the armory the whole time, the armorers just missed it when they did the inventory. Or when he doesn't get paid for four months because the retards at finance are a bunch of E-2s fresh out of high school who couldn't give a ****, and they're using piece of **** software cobbled together like a Frankenstein's monster of 40-year-old COBOL code and new, badly written Java that works sometimes when the planets and the stars align.
These are real things that happen semi-regularly.
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostI couldn't live with myself if I was nothing more than a bored cog in the ho hum corporate machine.
I'm a member of a brotherhood now, a brotherhood steeped in 238 years of tradition. We had a ball here in Philadelphia a month ago and coming out walking across Broad Street, I saw a young man, otherwise indistinguishable from any other young man save for his haircut, who hollered 'oh rah, Marine!'. Helped out the OSO doing recruiting duty and had old Vietnam vets approach, their eyes lighting up, and come to talk to us.
As a lieutenant, I have the power to make the difference in the lives of young Americans in ways I could never do otherwise. I have the power to guide and better these 18 year old privates and PFC's who often come from nothing to little and only desire to do something meaningful. It is an honor and a privilege to be a Marine and a leader of Marines.
I am doing something that those who believe human lives are solely measured in the goods and services we produce and consume will never have the honor or pleasure to do. Of course they think there's something wrong with it. They only know the soul-quenching corporate grind; they do not know honor, courage, and commitment or what it means to serve.*takes a deep breath*
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If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Damn it Albie! This thread is about me! No but good luck with everything. I'd say you've got a chance that everything will end like a fairy tale with your women but realistically there's a much better chance that it ends in disaster. But I don't want to discourage you from telling us all about it when it happens.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Do you know which type of women to stay away from? They act really nice to guys like you who have a paycheck and like to help people. Just trying to help you out because too often people just say congratulations and the man is making the worst decision of his life.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett Kavanaugh
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Do you know which type of women to stay away from? They act really nice to guys like you who have a paycheck and like to help people. Just trying to help you out because too often people just say congratulations and the man is making the worst decision of his life.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!
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Originally posted by regexcellent View PostI'm wondering when it will finally dawn on Alby that the US Marine Corps is actually a chicken**** hurry up and wait organization staffed by immature 18 year olds. Maybe when his whole ****ing battalion gets put on lockdown for three days when the BCG goes missing from an M16 and then it turns out the damn thing was in the armory the whole time, the armorers just missed it when they did the inventory. Or when he doesn't get paid for four months because the retards at finance are a bunch of E-2s fresh out of high school who couldn't give a ****, and they're using piece of **** software cobbled together like a Frankenstein's monster of 40-year-old COBOL code and new, badly written Java that works sometimes when the planets and the stars align.
These are real things that happen semi-regularly.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.
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Originally posted by Kidicious View PostDo you know which type of women to stay away from? They act really nice to guys like you who have a paycheck and like to help people.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.
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I just love how Alby acts like being a cog in the US defense machine is terribly different from being a cog in the corporate machine. And please tell me more about all the good **** you're doing for the world drilling every other weekend. Meanwhile people in the soulless corporate hell are producing goods and services that people actually use, as if that's something to be proud of.
But mostly I think it's hilarious how much he sounds like a massive suck up.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostI couldn't live with myself if I was nothing more than a bored cog in the ho hum corporate machine.
I'm a member of a brotherhood now, a brotherhood steeped in 238 years of tradition. We had a ball here in Philadelphia a month ago and coming out walking across Broad Street, I saw a young man, otherwise indistinguishable from any other young man save for his haircut, who hollered 'oh rah, Marine!'. Helped out the OSO doing recruiting duty and had old Vietnam vets approach, their eyes lighting up, and come to talk to us.
As a lieutenant, I have the power to make the difference in the lives of young Americans in ways I could never do otherwise. I have the power to guide and better these 18 year old privates and PFC's who often come from nothing to little and only desire to do something meaningful. It is an honor and a privilege to be a Marine and a leader of Marines.
I am doing something that those who believe human lives are solely measured in the goods and services we produce and consume will never have the honor or pleasure to do. Of course they think there's something wrong with it. They only know the soul-quenching corporate grind; they do not know honor, courage, and commitment or what it means to serve.Last edited by Wiglaf; December 14, 2013, 03:52. Reason: SING THE MEDLEY WITH ME PEASANTS, I AINT GONNA LIVE FORRRRRR-EVEERRRRRR
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