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He's gonna have some difficulty defining "stopped"Originally posted by KrazyHorse View PostUp next, fakeboris explains basic Newtonian mechanics by starting with the principle that motion is simply the absence of stopping.
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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'Tis better to have moved and stopped, then never having moved at all.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Thanks, it was dangerously close to being funny before you killed it.
edit: xpost12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio Regum
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You don't understand, dude. All humor is simply the absence of a boris post. Some of it is more self-explanatory than others. The only valid way to measure humor is absence of quiet sobbing from the cheap seats.Originally posted by KrazyHorse View PostThanks, it was dangerously close to being funny before you killed it.
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Basically what I'm getting at is that if you don't find this post funny, too ****ing badIf there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Always wrong...Originally posted by Dinner View PostI score on 1 & 3 as I believe I am both smart/talented...
On topic: I'm only lazy, but hopefully KH can find it in his heart to hate me anyway.Last edited by Captain ******* Kirk; December 11, 2013, 02:01.I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
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Not much difference in effect. You might want to revisit your business school textbook.Originally posted by Oncle Boris View PostSo do you pay people when they consume something useful, or when they produce something useful?I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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"All Logic is tautological" comes from Wittgenstein. Noam Chomsky is his acolyte, which is why Oncle Boris is parrotting Chomsky.you don't ****ing know **** about philosophy, do you?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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Why ? Jesus was an observant Jew.Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View PostQuel surprise. Molly is an antisemite.
You're the one who actually chose to join an organisation with an appallling record of antisemitism.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
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The former contracts the resources you have at hand to tackle a problem. The latter expands these resources.Not much difference in effect. You might want to revisit your business school textbook.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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If you mean Woodrow Wilson (and not Harold Wilson, or some local Canadian politician called Wilson) it's vastly amusing that you call me an antisemite and describe yourself as a Wilsonian. You might want to research his views on racial hierarchies.Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View PostIf anything I've only recently undone the brainwashing I underwent in public school education in Canada. I was a Wilsonian when I came out of high school.
Or not.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
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What, I joined the Communist party of the United States?You're the one who actually chose to join an organisation with an appallling record of antisemitism.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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What a devastatingly witty and accurate rejoinder. Been reading much S J Perelman ?Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View PostWhat, I joined the Communist party of the United States?Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
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