Booze sucks

[Captain ******* Kirk]

Booze sucks

Words cannot express how much pity I'm feeling for you at this moment. Dear god in heaven...

[Captain ******* Kirk]

This might be the best troll thread ever.

QFT

[Ben Kenobi]

All the ice on the roads will probably melt this afternoon so clearly the answer is "we're all laughing at Ben".

The answer is still Ben.

[Captain ******* Kirk]

The reason I was teasing you about being Russian and not drinking is that American views of Russians seem colored by experiences in 1945 when the Soviet and American Armies finally linked up in Germany.

Or maybe it's colored by Russia's well documented struggle with rampant alcoholism, you ****ing idiot.

[Captain ******* Kirk]

People who put bread in freezers should be put down like the uncivilized barbarians they are.

Freezing bread is perfectly acceptable and the preferred way to preserve homemade bread until it's ready to be consumed, you ****ing idiot.

[DaShi]

Thank god. I thought I was the only one.

[SlowwHand]

I'm not making a special trip to any store for bread. I'm not that big of a bread connoisseur. Most of my concern is if it will hold something like turkey and cheese between the slices. Cornbread, I mostly buy Jiffy.





Noticing the "Attach Image" yet, MrFun?

[onodera]

Oerdin, day-old bread is actually better for your stomach than freshly-baken bread.

[notyoueither]

Is this some old Russian wisdom?

The real question is why do you say that?

[SlowwHand]

Yeast infection.

[regexcellent]

Wow then this two month old stuff with fuzzy things all over it must be really good for the stomach!

[molly bloom]

You've been to San Francisco. Which explains your perception.

Also Sacramento, Santa Barbara, Carmel, Cannery Row, Monterey, Oakhurst, Taft, Big Sur, Calistoga....

And somehow they all tend to be Catholics faithful to the magisterium.

Ah, Sister Bendy of the Perpetual Assumption reappears. And makes yet another sweeping, proof-less generalisation.

Odd that.

It's not odd if it ain't true. Which of course it ain't.

No religious prejudice here.

I treat all superstitions equally. I have preferences within each- I prefer Catholic iconography to Orthodox, but that's at least because I'm more familiar with the former. I tend to prefer Bach's religious music to the same era's Catholic music, but then, that's not difficult.

You're not helping your case against being a hipster.

Err, by living in Newham ? I'm sorry, clearly I should have realised in 1987 what a mistake it was moving to one of London's most deprived boroughs because you mistakenly assume it's trendy to have lived here on and off since then.

Equally it was obviously also a big mistake on my part to grow up in an inner city area of Coventry home to a large Afro-Caribbean and Asian population. Which pasty dull white areas in the United Kingdom meet the Ennui monocultural seal of approval for you ?

Just so I can avoid them.

So I take it your obituary will be, "he loved his bread".

No, it will be 'He was still correcting Sister Bendy's multitude of errors and lies in his last moments'.

[molly bloom]

I bet you've never been in Redding.

And ? What, did you have a vision of the Sacred Heart there ?

Do an especially satisfying dump in a public lavatory ?

I'm champing at the bit in eager anticipation of your answer.

Drive? ****, with in two miles of my house there are like eight grocery stores all of which have a fresh bakery in them plus there are two bakeries

C'mon, he loves making pathetic excuses for his own inadequacies and then invents scenarios for other people which have barely even a tangential relationship to their lived daily reality.

Apparently I'm a big fan of Islam. Buddha only knows what he based that bit of Joey Demento reasoning on.

[The Mad Monk]

I was sure I had seen something regarding Kuci's nuptials earlier, and figured it might have been an engagement announcement, so I went and had a look.

In so doing, I found this.

...

So, Reg, what are you eating nowadays?

[Ben Kenobi]

God, no more tinned corn. Praise the Lord.