Michelle Obama talks about how drinking water is healthy for you. Conservatives explode in outrage.

[Imran Siddiqui]

She's not anti-science, the ****** whose article MrFun found on a ****ty website for partisan hacks and posted is.

You would think this would be the obvious conclusion from what I wrote.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Reading comprehension

[The Mad Monk]

forwardprogressive.com

Yes, that's clearly what's wrong with these people.

[The Mad Monk]

Indeed. Americans have pretty ****ty diets, but there's not really a lot of evidence to suggest we're dehydrated. Drinking water instead of what we currently drink would be a good idea, but just drinking more water isn't a terribly useful suggestion.

That said, the outrage at the suggestion we should drink water is ridiculous.

I would agree with this.

[The Mad Monk]

Apparently not.


She didn't write an academic paper. It's some random first-lady speech.

With money being spent behind it.

First Lady Michelle Obama to Ask Everyone to “drink Up” with More Water

Mrs. Obama will join the Partnership for a Healthier America and more than a dozen organizations to announce new effort to promote drinking more water

Washington, DC – Today, First Lady Michelle Obama will join the Partnership for a Healthier America (PHA) and actress Eva Longoria in Watertown, Wisconsin to announce PHA’s new effort to encourage everyone to drink more water, an easy choice to improve health and well-being every day. The effort brings together more than a dozen organizations committed to encouraging everyone to drink more water more often. According to the CDC, approximately one fourth of children do not drink any water on a given day. This new effort will remind people that drinking more water helps you have more energy to do more, longer and with better focus.

“Since we started the Let’s Move! initiative, I’ve been looking for as many ways as possible to help families and kids lead healthier lives. I’ve come to realize that if we were going to take just one step to make ourselves and our families healthier, probably the single best thing we could do is to simply drink more water,” said First Lady Michelle Obama. “That’s it – it’s really that simple. Drink just one more glass of water a day and you can make a real difference for your health, your energy, and the way you feel. So Drink Up and see for yourself.”

To remind families of the importance of drinking water, supporters of PHA’s effort will carry the Drink Up logo on nearly 300 million packs of bottled water; more than half a billion bottles of water; 200,000 packages of reusable bottles; and more than 10,000 reusable bottles in the next year. Additionally, more than 10,000 outdoor public taps are expected to carry the brand over the next few years. Cities will also be utilizing the logo to encourage people to drink more tap water. And hosts on a dozen TV shows are participating in an around the clock, cross-network, bilingual day of drinking water and encouraging their audience to Drink Up.

“PHA was launched a few short years ago to engage the private sector in helping make the healthy choice the easy choice for busy parents and families. Drinking more water is an easy choice that nearly every one of us—regardless of where we live, what we do, or how busy we are—can make every day,” said PHA CEO Lawrence A. Soler. “We applaud the efforts of the supporters who have joined us today, and we thank them for their contributions to an effort that we hope will serve as a continual reminder that you are what you drink, and when you drink water, you Drink Up.”

PHA will be asking people across the country to visit www.youarewhatyoudrink.org to upload pictures of themselves drinking water, or find the campaign on Instagram (www.instagram.com/urH2O), tagging their pictures #drinkH2O. During the event, the First Lady will lead 2,000 Watertown High School students and community members in a “Drink Up” toast, and then participate in festival-like water games alongside students.

“Lots of people want to live healthier, but life gets busy and sometimes making the healthier choice can seem difficult,” said actress Eva Longoria. “Drinking more water is a simple, easy choice that most people can make every day. I'm thrilled that so many organizations have come together today to help remind people that you are what you drink, and drinking water is you at your best.”

Organizations that have committed to encourage everyone to drink more water more often include:

Marketing, Research and Creative: To encourage and remind people to Drink Up, PHA brought together research, marketing, and creative talents to help create and promote its message, including Young & Rubicam, Buck, Antfood, Nielsen, Proclivity Media, VML, and Core Strategies.

Water filter and reusable water bottle companies: BRITA is adding the Drink Up logo to packages that contain its re-usable filtering bottles. Through a partnership with NBC’s The Biggest Loser, BRITA is also promoting the Drink Up message on one of the most popular TV shows on air. SOMA will help promote the effort through social and digital publicity. S’Well Bottle will promote Drink Up digitally and will add the logo to bottles.

Municipalities: Los Angeles County, Chicago, Houston and Watertown, Wisconsin will use the PHA creative in numerous ways to inspire their residents to drink more water. They will place the logo and PSAs on busses and bus stops, in municipal buildings and other places to encourage people to drink more water.

Public drinking stations: GLOBALTAP will launch a specially designed bottle and filling station for schools and public locations featuring the Drink Up colors and logos. For every public tap station GLOBALTAP installs, one Drink Up tap station will be donated by GLOBALTAP at no charge to a local school. GLOBALTAP plans to have more than 10,000 taps in public locations, and schools within the next few years. Smart Tap will use a unique form of out-of-home marketing by adding the Drink Up logo to its taps, as well as promoting Drink Up messages through social media and other efforts.

Bottled water brands: Aquafina, BEVERLY HILLS 9OH2O, DASANI, EVIAN Natural Spring Water, Hint, Voss, WAT-AAH!, and Nestlé Waters brands (North America’s Arrowhead, Deer Park, Ice Mountain, Nestlé Pure Life, Ozarka, Poland Spring, resource and Zephyrhills) will be promoting the Drink Up message on products, through public events, via digital, print, social and out of home media efforts and other publicity.

Industry groups, foundations, non-profits and media companies: The American Beverage Association and International Bottled Water Association are promoting the effort, while the California Endowment and PVBLIC Foundation are providing financial support for the PHA initiative. Additionally, Food Corps will incorporate messaging from this effort into schools nationwide. Unite4:Good, Cooking Light, MyRecipes, BlogHer, Inc., Disney and Nickelodeon will also promote drinking more water.

For complete information about the PHA effort, visit www.youarewhatyoudrink.org.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2013/09/12/first-lady-michelle-obama-ask-everyone-drink-more-water

When the government spends money on something like this, I think it falls to them to justify the expense. The CDC information mentioned helps with this, but I haven't seen it.

[Sava]

You would think this would be the obvious conclusion from what I wrote.

How so?

You said to ask the author of the OP article.

In the first few sentences, the author states this:

Drinking water should not be one of these “controversial” topics.

So please. Let's talk about reading comprehension fails. Well, you probably don't read your own posts. So that's understandable.

[Sava]

With money being spent behind it.

And how much would that be? Your article doesn't say.

When the government spends money on something like this, I think it falls to them to justify the expense. The CDC information mentioned helps with this, but I haven't seen it.

How does it fail to justify the expense when you don't even know what the expense is?

Just another mindless conservative DURRR THE GOVERMINT rant on your part.

[N35t0r]

When the government spends money on something like this, I think it falls to them to justify the expense. The CDC information mentioned helps with this, but I haven't seen it.

What? some government guy's word isn't enough? It seems enough to invade another country...

[The Mad Monk]

Not for me it isn't.

[DaShi]

And how much would that be? Your article doesn't say.



How does it fail to justify the expense when you don't even know what the expense is?

Just another mindless conservative DURRR THE GOVERMINT rant on your part.

Except for the politics, I can no longer discern TMM's posts from MrFun's.

[Guynemer]

Whoever wrote this article is a moron.

While true, Dr. Stanley Goldfarb of the University of Pennsylvania is also a moron.

Holy living ****, substituting water for the myriad other crap we drink--especially pop, juice, energy drinks, and sports drinks--IS about the simplest and most effective things we could do for our health.



Sweet mother of God, Idiocracy is a documentary sent from the future.

[Guynemer]

Actually, let me backtrack a bit.

Since that article was so astoundingly stupid and inane, it is hard to tell what exactly Dr. Goldfarb is responding to here. If it is just "drink more water", then yeah, what the ****. If he was responding to "drink water instead of Coke/juice/Gatorade/Vitamin Water/Red Bull/whatever", then, well, **** that guy.

[Kuciwalker]

Whoever wrote this article is a moron.

As shocking as this sounds, MrFun actually managed to find someone as clueless as himself.

[regexcellent]

Actually, let me backtrack a bit.

Since that article was so astoundingly stupid and inane, it is hard to tell what exactly Dr. Goldfarb is responding to here. If it is just "drink more water", then yeah, what the ****. If he was responding to "drink water instead of Coke/juice/Gatorade/Vitamin Water/Red Bull/whatever", then, well, **** that guy.

But...but...the electrolytes!





















They're what plants crave!

Spoiler:

How do you feel about rip-its, doc?

[SlowwHand]

The article's writer is a moron because he thinks drinking water is good for us?

Do you need Michelle Obama to tell this to you, ****wit?