Michelle Obama talks about how drinking water is healthy for you. Conservatives explode in outrage.

[Sava]

To be fair, most conservatives aren't trying to troll people. They actually believe the stupid **** they say.

[Captain ******* Kirk]

Holy living ****, substituting water for the myriad other crap we drink--especially pop, juice, energy drinks, and sports drinks--IS about the simplest and most effective things we could do for our health.

1. Thank you for using "pop" like a real American.

2. It's a fact that drinking water has killed more people in human history than pop, juice, energy drinks, and sports drinks combined. I suspect that might even be true in the present day.

[Zevico]

Statistically speaking, 100% of people who have drinking water end up dead.

[MrFun]

Statistically speaking, 100% of people who have drinking water end up dead.

[The Mad Monk]

1. Thank you for using "pop" like a real American.

2. It's a fact that drinking water has killed more people in human history than pop, juice, energy drinks, and sports drinks combined. I suspect that might even be true in the present day.

Beer.

[Dauphin]

Statistically speaking, 100% of people who have drinking water end up dead.

Statistically speaking 95% of people who had responded to a survey to confirm that they had consumed drinking water also confirmed that they weren't dead. Five percent said "don't know".

[Patroklos]

It's comical how there's so much hatred for the Obama family that some would explode in outrage over the First Lady promoting drinking water for better health.

Talk about manufactured controversy.

I am curious as to why you made this comment when it was just explained to you in excruciating detail that you are basically making this **** up.

[MrFun]

I'm surprised Faux News hasn't cooked up a report on this, calling this "scandal" Watergate.

[The Mad Monk]

Appears to me that the only ones who really care are you and your left wing wingding site of the week.

[regexcellent]

I'm pretty sure MrFun threads work like this:

1. MrFun sees item trending on facebook with sensationalist social justice/left-wing headline
2. MrFun either doesn't bother reading the article or is too stupid to do any critical thinking of his own
3. MrFun, not knowing or not being able to understand that the article is utter garbage, copy/pastes the link and posts it to poly with a one-sentence two-bit reaction.

[DaShi]

I'm pretty sure MrFun threads work like this:

1. MrFun sees item trending on facebook with sensationalist social justice/left-wing headline
2. MrFun either doesn't bother reading the article or is too stupid to do any critical thinking of his own
3. MrFun, not knowing or not being able to understand that the article is utter garbage, copy/pastes the link and posts it to poly with a one-sentence two-bit reaction.

Ugh, I know. And then we have The Mad Monk doing the exact same thing on the right. They should be locked in a room together.

[Sava]

I'm surprised Faux News hasn't cooked up a report on this, calling this "scandal" Watergate.

They are still looking for the "truth" about Benghazi.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Talk about manufactured controversy.

You mean like a thread on conservatives criticizing the First Lady on water consumption?

[Kuciwalker]

2. MrFun either doesn't bother reading the article or is too stupid to do any critical thinking of his own

It's the latter.