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  • #16


    Which is why he tries to smite Ben when he was in GA, as God doesn't want anything to do with Texas.
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    • #17
      Which is why he tries to smite Ben when he was in GA, as God doesn't want anything to do with Texas.
      Right, rather than smite Texas you're saying he'd rather smite GA on the happenstance that I may be visiting? That would mean that Texas is divinely blessed while GA is not.
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      • #18
        I think that's also why there are so many songs which say "God Bless Texas" as the singers realize that Texas is the place God has abandoned and are calling, begging really, for Him to return. They call for Jesus Christ and instead get a bunch of folks named Jesus (maybe they need to focus their prayers more).
        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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        • #19
          Would explain why, in the civil war, Atlanta was torched while Texas was spared. Clearly God has some kind of almighty vendetta against the state of Georgia.
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          • #20
            He wanted to purge it of sin and rebuild it from the ashes, like a phoenix (which is the symbol of Atlanta) .

            Texas was beyond help
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • #21
              Go to Detroit or New Orleans.

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              • #22
                go to alaska and ****ing stay thjere
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #23
                  Anyplace where they don't have internet access.
                  It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by MOBIUS
                    I've heard Egypt is good this time of year.
                    You mean the state of denial? Hasn't he always been there?
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                    • #25
                      Visit Alaska. Cover yourself in bacon and sleep in a tent.
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                      • #26
                        I did go to Illinois. Didn't see Sava though. He must be someone's DL.
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                        • #27
                          Visit Alaska. Cover yourself in bacon and sleep in a tent.
                          That'a a unique form of hunting. I don't think it's legal.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                            Isn't Graceland in Tennessee?
                            Yep, but in a bad part of town. It is close to Interstate BBQ though...one of the best pulled pork bbq sandwiches anywhere.
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                              That'a a unique form of hunting. I don't think it's legal.
                              I don't think there are any laws against using yourself as bear bait
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                                I did go to Illinois. Didn't see Sava though. He must be someone's DL.
                                Gee, we've had lot's of polymeets in Chicago. Sava even came to one, so we know he's real.
                                Of course we never invite people we don't want to meet. So I guess that explains why you didn't meet us.
                                Come to think of it, you're the only one that has ever qualified as "don't want to meet".
                                GO figure.
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