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This home was obviously targeted because they did not have an arsenal of firearms handy.
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No, Drake, you aren't thinking about this clearly. We should be grateful to morons like DFG who are willing to throw themselves into danger over meaningless possessions because people like him reduce burglaries on the margin, while also reducing the life expectancy of the stupidest segment of the population: himself, and criminals.Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
He's a hero.
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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There's not a whole lot of good cover in your average home. Concealment, maybe, but bullets punch straight through drywall, don't they? In any case, your possessions are not worth the significant increase in risk to your life that you would create by attempting to kill the invaders.Originally posted by Felch View PostIf there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Your refrigerator would provide good cover. Just hide yourself in there and then set off the nuclear bomb you buried in your backyard, just in case.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
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Horse was being sarcastic.Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Post
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View PostYour refrigerator would provide good cover. Just hide yourself in there and then set off the nuclear bomb you buried in your backyard, just in case.
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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This is why you keep the kids in a chamber with walls of reinforced concrete.Originally posted by BlackCat View PostDISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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This incident would've been far more American if the kid had a gun and was poorly trained. He could've shot at the intruders, killed one of them before he was killed. Only one or two neighbours would've been hit by stray bullets, too."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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See, that is how I know that you are a vagina. All I did was say fight back. You assumed I was thinking I was a "make-believe badasses'. What does a twelve year old like you know about the real world?Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
You wouldn't know how to fight your way out of a wet paper bag!Comment
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Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostNo, Drake, you aren't thinking about this clearly. We should be grateful to morons like DFG who are willing to throw themselves into danger over meaningless possessions because people like him reduce burglaries on the margin, while also reducing the life expectancy of the stupidest segment of the population: himself, and criminals.
He's a hero.
Spoken like a true dumb****.Comment
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What kind of bullets would he be shooting with that would fly through a wall, through the insulation and siding of the house, another 20 feet, into the siding of another house, through insulation of another house, and then into a person? The houses would have to be super close together, like in Canada.Originally posted by Asher View PostIf there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Yep, twelve years oldOriginally posted by Tupac Shakur View PostYour refrigerator would provide good cover. Just hide yourself in there and then set off the nuclear bomb you buried in your backyard, just in case.
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