3 choices

[Krill]

Post pics of each one or thread is useless.

[Sava]

By working at it. Or lots of porn to distract that part of you when she's not around...

I think excessive viewing of pornography may exacerbate the situation.

[Sava]

Post pics of each one or thread is useless.

I'm tempted to. I posted pics of the crazy zombie chick just because she's not in the running.

However, Poly's judgments aren't of any importance to me... and would only serve to distract from the issue because my evaluations may not necessarily be the same as everyone else.

So... denied.

[Krill]

So there is a fourth option.

It's called "Go **** Yourself."

[Sava]

[self biased]

after careful consideration of the evidence, i have this to say about your predicament, Sava:

ditch number two. maybe also take a **** on her porch. high maintenance girls do best with guys who spend ****loads of money on women to ease their minds about how small their dicks are.

hit and quit it (™- ted striker) with number one. older dames can have an absolutely filthy streak in them, and it would be a shame if you denied yourself the opportunity to live like Caligula for even a few hours.

keep it casual with the third, and see where it takes you. the best romances grow cancerously out of friendships. i mean, by all means throw it in her should the chance arise, but keep an air of lightness about it, and enjoy it.

[Ben Kenobi]

Seems somewhat pricey. I would estimate $200-250 in dates before sex

This is 'pricey'?! Clearly Sava and I shop in different stores.

[Ben Kenobi]

Also, the mannequin I have dressed up in my mother's clothes didn't approve of her. WHATS THAT MOTHER?! COMING!

Is it wrong that I laughed at this?

[Sava]

Is it wrong that I laughed at this?

no
i fully expect you to have a sex doll who you call mommy also
we're very alike

[Sava]

This is 'pricey'?! Clearly Sava and I shop in different stores.

Sure. I played the sugar daddy role before... never again.

If a woman isn't content with just spending time with me with absolutely zero dollars spent on her... then I am not interested.

[Sava]

also, there is a fourth option... who I have a very good connection with

we talked all night last night

she lives in st louis

she's coming to see me next weekend

[Krill]

No, the fourth option is to go have a wank. Get it right.

[Krill]

Sava ran out of real options 2 years ago.

[Sava]

that implies i, at some point, had real options

[Ben Kenobi]

Seeing as you're still a virgin, your dating bill is either:

A) Hopefully $0 - what woman in their right mind would go on a date with you!

* B is highly unlikely as even the women that you're likely to go for are smart enough to turn down your advances before you even get a chance at a date!

And, you would lose that bet.

I've met some really nice and classy ladies over the years.